Swans 606 Trip to Malmo - Part 2

Dover 21:00 Saturday August 3rd.

The fight started just after we passed Reading.

The overseas contingent, led by Musty, demanded that we spend the night at The Blue Oyster Club in Reading. Dill confirmed that there was still an arrest warrant out for FFS after our last trip to Reading so we couldn’t go there. Things started to get a bit ugly with cans thrown and punches exchanged before Dill released the restraints on FFS.

The end result is that the overseas rebels are now sitting quietly near the back next to the “new recruits” to the Swans 606 Board.

FFS’s reward is that he is now in charge of the back of the bus. The New Recruits are start bollock naked, taped and gagged, as is taffthefish.

Taffthefish is this years guest from Kairdiff and he boarded the bus in a resplendent red blazer, white trousers, pencil moustache and greased back hair. How else do you think a man who tries to control John Spews would look? Ivor reckeoned he used to work at Barry Butlins.

He looks nervous as he, along with the New Recruits await FFS’s 606 initiation ceremony.

Others who have also boarded on our journey are Stereo, neveroffsideref and glamexile. With our driver now pi**ed, glam has taken over the driving as he has a good local knowledge of the area. Phil is trying to help with the directions.

PGF is sitting in the seat behind, arm in arm with glams dog, while Dill as usual is reading the Western Mail, drinking cans of Bass and farting profusley. Nothing changes.

Apart from the fight it has been a relatively quiet journey as we queue to catch our ferry at Dover.

NB: Terrorwit is 2-0 up in the Subbutteo Cricket World Series.

 

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Ready when you are !

 

Get that chainsaw off the bus will you Jonny isn't on it

 

I have never played Subbutteo Cricket whilst driving a bus before - its not as easy as it sounds!

 

Stop making excuses I'm 2 - Nil up fair and square ya whingeing pom.

 

I hate to think what the hell FFS is going to do to the newbies!!

 

If only we had bloody DRS!!!!!!

 

It's what he does to himself that worries me

 

You useless ****s, you've left me in fcuking Cardiff watching some stranger walking down the road with a couple of pencils shoved up his arse sideways
If I nick someone's car, might make the ferry on time

 

awaiting the next episode with baited breath

 

FFS, were not sending the bus back to get you. Flag a bloody taxi down and get your skates on. Lucky the ferry's delayed for 2hrs, so you should just about make it.

 

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hope they sell XXXX at the ferry terminal

 

I didn't think Ferrari did taxis. Just hope it's Alonso driving and not Massa.

 

Musty, plenty of hardcore porn mags at the ferry. But if you can wait, PGF might let us have a stop off in Holland.

 

lol never, XXXX is a beer, local queensland brew

 

I know!!!!! Is it still brewed by Castlemaine?

 

Ivor's just had a text from ML - he wants us to stop off in Eindhoven to have a look at a young striker. I suggest that Dilli has a look at him whilst the rest of us go to a bar - or did I get that the wrong way round

 

I bumped into Craig Bellamy and he accidentally connected with my head. He was so thoughtful he left his keys in the ignition for me

 

Deffo wrong way around