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  1. why aye jims eye

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    I used to disect cows faces
     
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    Mmmmmmm sexy chickens


    **** did I say that out loud?
     
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  3. Munstertoon

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    Widening the circle of your friends, I see.
     
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  4. Munstertoon

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    Never mind my chicken sexer job. This is the application I want!
     
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    Jedi knight / lifeguard
     
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    Sorry, OT. Data Protection, and all that.
     
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  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    I'm down as Jedi on the census that went round :D
     
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    Did anyone read about the lady who answered on the census:

    Do you have any dependants? Yes. Northern Rock, Lloyds TSB, Greece, Portugal, Ireland, asylum seekers

    The census people sent it back :(
     
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    I sit on my arse, going on twitter thinking of more absurd bullshit to make up
     
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    Cwarr?
     
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  11. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Michael Owen?
     
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    I'm a stunt double for a three toed sloth.
     
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  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    I'm a zebra.
     
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    Lizard tamer.
     
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    I test sample all Cadburys products
     
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    ... Hong Kong Phoeey?

    My hero!
     
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    Any weather men out there?
     
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    I am a Skull Grinder – a person who cleans ear and nose passages of brained pig heads
     
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    I herd cats
     
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    You must get a lot of pussy?
     
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