......... so look out lasses 'cos Tunns in on th lash!!! (in reality I'll sit quietly in the shade, minding me own business, whilsy supping a swift 'alf, and texting her indoors " won't be long dear, shall I get some wine?)
You having a poets day tunny? Nice.. Wish I could.. Have an invite to a beer garden from a couple hotties.. Only quandary today is pimms or g & t .. Though I may rekindle the old gin an bitter lemon which is also rather acceptable ..
I had a sesh on the old gin an bitter lemon a few years ago at the 20/20 ended up getting thrown out the executive members suite then proceeded to have an argument with the head groundsman for losing my car keys an asked not to come back again.. Though I was there for the next match an got asked to leave the local radios hot tub as me an a few mates drank all their beer which was free.. Have to say watching cricket from a hot tub was a unique experience..
Well at least you don't let one rip in the tub ...... that's at least a Hanging Offence! with no mitigating circumstances either, heavy **** mate (no pun intended)
Am having to be careful today letting rip.. Am terrified with too much force they may turn into a shart..
have made an executive decision and that is Pimms... purely for the fruit element. though clearly no cucumber as knowing my luck i will end up with e coli.
Well, just back from another sunny Port Talbot supermarket experience. Got there and all the trolleys you have to pay a quid to 'hire'. Not just the handy waist level ones but all of them, even the cumbersome ****ers you cart your kids round in. Having planned to get cash back I now had to go to the cash point as I had **** all money on me. Queued behind eegits who appeared to not be able to use these new fangle cash point thingies for way too long, then had to go to the ciggie counter to get lottery tickets that I don't want just so I can have a one pound coin to hire a trolley that should be on hand and free of use. Then it was the whole supermarket ordeal of going round picking up stuff you have no idea where it is whilst avoiding the many window lickers on their day out. Thought about buying cider but didn't, which I now regret. Bought loads of white and rose because that is what this weather is for and is now in the work freezer. Bet I forget to take that home. Forgot the coke and lemonade and lemons for the kids and am now fretting that we've no tonic after Sweats got my mouth watering with his tales of G&T. Still, it killed an hour and a half and was getting paid for it all spo shouldn't grumble. I will though. Can not wait for my first beer. Got a fridge full if freezing Grolsh and am going to add the ten summer ales I just bought to that. Funny old barbie though, my ex girlfriend and her husband coming round with their kids as she and my girlfriend are now best buds. I wonder if they swap tales of how I like to give em a good rimming? Hope so, extra half inch right there.
that's made my afternoon..... but left me with a dilema - do I pub it, or get a carry out? decisions decisions **** it both!
Hey Sweats Better Stop dreaming of the quiet life cos it's the one we'll never know And quit running for that runaway bus cos those rosey days are few And stop apologising for the things you never done Time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change this .........
chops thats just weird.. certainly made me chuckle.. i'm feeling the pimms I have to say... (checks i still have my balls)
