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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    It's sad, it's so sad
    It's a sad, sad situation
    And it's getting more and more absurd
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    evening all
    rep(some might even count)
    and a possible joke to follow
    about 9 30 pm kiwi time
     
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  3. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
    The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
    Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'

    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    millionaire club rep
    welcome
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for lamba
     
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  8. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Cheers Kiwi!
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    it will take more than rep to stay warm in that car park
    but rep is all I can give you
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    here you go musty
    we are all waiting for you to catch up on rep power
    then its all on again

    that is whats happening isn't it lads
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for the hawk
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for astro
     
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  13. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    Repped
     
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  14. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for Yorkie
     
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  15. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for Hoadie
     
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  16. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep
     
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  17. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  18. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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  19. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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    astro Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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