Hearts transfer embargo until January

It's either ..

A. We really, really miss you.

Or

B. We are having the time of our life.

You decide

 

I've no idea why we are so deeply embedded in your every thought. I really don't. But, both A & B are indicative that we are.

 

Rangers fans are like the pished jakey you see dancing on the Royal Mile during the fringe, thinking everyone's laughing with him when in reality they're actually laughing at him.

"They aw laughing at ma dancing. They pyoor love me man!"

 

Celtic fans failing to pretend they don't care about what they endlessly talk about.

 

Who said we don't care? It's just it's the kind of care you have about a racist, bigoted, elderly relative that you know you should have some feelings towards because you're inextricably linked but, in reality, you're just waiting for them to die.

 

...and so it continues.

 

I miss the games<handsup>

 

Couldn't leave, could you?

<obsessed>

 

Medro's got access to Gambol's account

 

or C. It's difficult to get sh*t off your shoe and the smell lingers until you give it a good airing?

 

**** off you Spanish ****

 

Ye widny like it if the shoe was on the other foot? Aye right

 

So it's 'C' then.

 

If the **** was on the other shoes

 

...and yet ye's talk about shoes.

 

Because they asked for it. They requested a large fine rather than banishment from the league..


Short memories these sevconians.

 

I like a nice brown brogue