Hahahahahaha… How the hell does Scru-macaronli sound like cheese? Bando: you're bonkers. Besides, Macca screw themselves enough without his help…
You had de Cesaris and you didn't go for a pun on cheddar? On (off?) topic: Camembert Kobayashi Yuji Edam Juan Pablo Mozarella
This place is totally off the wall! Earlier, most comments had a semblance of rhyme or reality, but 'Halloumi'? Eh? Really? Tom: I'm talking to you, man! How the hell is Halloumi similar to Kimi apart from a teeny weeny 'mi' at the end? No, no, no: it just ain't, Tom! Halloumi is not a pun on Kimi, OK? You're either completely nuts or a Monty Python fan loosed from its retaining bolt. If Halloumi is good for Kimi, Vacherin Fribougeois may as well do for Räikkönen. {Murray Waterbiscuit's voice in head: "…AND IT'S, YES IT'S, OH NO!: HALLOUMI VACHERIN FRIBOUGEOIS PASSES WIND INCARMESAN* AGAIN, much to the annoyance of his massengers, unless I'm very much pistaken"} Hmm… (thinking)… Actually, Tomahawkerhurricaneit'sextremelyhawkwindy-outthereandverylongwinded-o-san*; might you be a knight who likes to say "mi"? *Generic Japanese driver. *Non-generic, probably non-Japanese namextendertypeperson who longs for a shorter name. P.S. Just seen this: Yes, I made a bit of a meal of that didn't I, Knee_Cap? (No, not a hint of cheese in that one, El_Bando) I'll get me white coat…
