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Its amazing what you find down the cushions of your old sofa

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  1. typical

    typical Well-Known Member

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    The club managed to find two new strikers. That's one in the Jacobs for the doommongers.

    The last time I looked down mine I found a twix wrapper, an earing belonging to the wife, a blokes watch and a entire chicken carcass. Now the great thing about that is I don't wear a watch!!!
     
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    typical, Aug 1, 2013
  2. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Could have been the chickens?
     
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious, Aug 1, 2013
  3. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    I once tried looking down the back of my settee. There started a low growling noise, and then a sudden snap. I felt the sharp teeth, withdrew my bloodied hand, and never looked there again.
     
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  4. Tewkesbury Addick

    Tewkesbury Addick Active Member

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    Sometimes I swear this site is more surreal than Dali. <laugh>
     
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  5. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    Can he play up front?
     
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    ForestHillBilly, Aug 1, 2013
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    Looks like the brothers chuckle delivered :)
     
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    Ken Shabby Well-Known Member

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    No, but he had a sofá that was surreal.
     
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    When you live in the Dominican Republic it is best not to look down the back of your sofa. You might not sleep too well afterwards. Rumor has it that certain scenes from the X-files were shot down the back of Dominican sofas.
     
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    Bitter & Malicious, Aug 2, 2013
  9. OzAddick

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    I'd wager Typical's watch conundrum may indeed have been provided courtesy of a wifey interlude !
     
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    OzAddick, Aug 2, 2013
  10. ForestHillBilly

    ForestHillBilly Well-Known Member

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    duh!
     
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    ForestHillBilly, Aug 2, 2013

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    Allow for the time zone difference, Billy. It takes those in Australia twelve hours longer to get the joke.
     
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  12. OzAddick

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    Some don't let go, good example here....... The old brit v ozzie chestnut - yawn..........
     
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