Wine thread

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You are what you drink I suppose, and looking at the bottom of the label, it would suggest that sn23 is a 'Concha y Toro'.

Translated, that means 'A **** that's full of bullshit'

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Have some of this instead.

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go to bed

 

Nice Tonic Whine

 

Ah, the vino. Nectar of the Gods.

I had a Pinotage last night. Excellent it was, and at £8 oot the offie a ****in bargain too.

 

Gambol likes his wummin the way he likes his wine.

10 years old & kept in the cellar.

 

I used to have a wine cellar. Well, a large cupboard under the stairs I converted into one. Bang in the centre of the house it was easy to keep the temp regulated.

Them were the days. I used to near spunk maself with joy every time I went in and marvelled at it's well stock beauty.

I really miss it. That ****in bitch

 

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If you popped round for a swally would she charge you corkage ?

 

stop whining and build a new one

 

She didny get the house. I sold it.

 

Don't have enough room. <sad>

 

So that's it? call yourself a wino

 

Aye, ok then. Ah'll convert ma living room. And bedroom. And the hall cupboard. And the hall.

 

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Am gonny get one of them The doonstairs neighbour won't be too chuffed tho. Or mibby they will.

 

That is ****ing splendid

 

That's just asking to be left open when you have a party and for some **** to fall down and break their neck

 

Most likely me

 

Ever seen a barmaid fall into the cellar at the pub? It's ****in hilarious.