Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Simon Cowell has got his best mate's wife pregnant. Bravo.

 

What a twat. Not surprised whatsoever.

 

I remember saying that at exactly your age ....

... come see me in 15-20 years time. I love it now. My veg patch is a thing of pride for me.

DIY, you can leave for he old'uns like TSS

 

His best mate has been going through a divorce with her for a while apparently, and now she's pregnant and intends to be with Simon.

What a bloke eh?

 

What the.... quite amusing but totally mental. Identification of IKEA products in amateur porn...

It's NSFW, due to images of a pornographic nature...


[NSFW]http://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/...alflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed[/NSFW]

 

He stays friends with his ex-girlfriends, so he must be a nice bloke on one level. However, he is a commitment-phobe....okay for some fun, but wouldn't want to rely on him. Too artificial for me (not that i would get a look in).

 

Just looked at the descending scale of odds to be relegated and they do make for quite interesting reading. Safest at top:

ManC
ManU
Chelsea
Arsenal
Spurs
Liverpool
Everton
West Ham
Saints
Newcastle
West Brom
Swansea
Aston Villa
Fulham
Sunderland
Norwich
Stoke
Cardiff
Hull C
Crystal Palace

The predictions look fairly obvious with a few exceptions and it's all about confidence. Spurs are right up there, and it's a measure of their consistent progress these recent years that the betting agencies place them so highly. There is enduring confidence in Everton. I think they might struggle to maintain their position in the league. As always, Liverpool are one place above them. That might be accurate this time. West Ham and Saints..? That's confidence for you. In effect, this is where the agencies say where both teams will finish and they say 8th and 9th respectively. The rest of the league pans out more or less as expected. I'm particularly intrigued in the reasons for WHU's prediction. What have they done to strengthen other than sign permanently the player they had on loan last season..? I know they've done other business, but I'm not sure they've end in the top half. I'm pleased that the betting agencies have Saints finishing higher, though 9th won't please Cortese, I'm thinking. At least the wider football community is beginning to notice the things happening down South.

 

Oh god...

[video=youtube;dzzqFFKwOik]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzqFFKwOik[/video]

 

Ummm yeah .......

 

I bought a house based on the fact the garden was square.

 

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I don't hold with violence normally, but isn't that a face that needs punching..?

 

You are now responsible for dozens of broken computer screens as they have been punched to oblivion.

 

Wouldn't think there was much of a real face left, has to be 90% plastic these days.

 

Superb little video from the Football League documenting 125 years of the league.

[video=youtube;d_tYbFdbzz4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_tYbFdbzz4&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

More likely to end up on a banknote, with this stupid society.

 

I'm not responsible for anything other than my opinion. People make their own choices. But if a few screens got slightly knocked, I couldn't help but smile.

 

I don't stop random teenage girls in the street, not with my reputation.

 

FIFA reveal Tahiti player failed drugs test after Confederations Cup.

Don't be Steevy Chong Hue... Don't be Steevy Chong Hue... Don't be Steevy Chong Hue... Don't be Steevy Chong Hue...

 

That's quite probable as he owns more banknotes than most people.

 

My thoughts on feminism, eloquated by Propaghandi

[video=youtube;8YT6TKhzgG0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YT6TKhzgG0&list=RD448YT6TKhzgG0[/video]

Drains her fifth and spits out a greek translation. She slurs.
"How much more bullshit you got left? 'Cause you been
Feeding me this crap about 'free speech' and 'thought-police' like I'm supposed to sit and swoon."

It takes three more rounds till the subject changes.
And in that time she lays it down, she says:
"**** Larry Flynt and any campaign to silence women standing up and fighting back.
And I **** to cum, so don't lay your 'repressed' **** on me.
I **** to cum. **** your blessed trinity. I **** to cum.
I'm so sick of needle-dicks and (selective) first-amendments. I can
Out-think, out-drink, out-****-you-all!
So **** your bullshit 'femi-nazi' crap, no needle-dick's gonna silence me.

"And I **** to cum, so don't lay your 'repressed' **** on me.
I **** to cum. **** your blessed trinity. I **** to cum."