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The downfall of the house of Leggo

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by DevAdvocate, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. bolloxpants

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    He doesn't need inside sources. The stuff he comes out with genuinely does make him appear to be syphilictic. Wonder what p!sh-stained alleys he's kipped in whilst trying to meet his "deadline" :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  2. Cossy

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    Has this daft chunt no started back yet?
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nah, McMurdo's still spouting his ****e, he seems to want to outmental Leggo. I would have posted some of his recent outburts but to be honest they are embarrassing.
     
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  4. Cossy

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    Cheers Dev. I didn't want to sully my web history with having leggo's website showing up in it. Given what I actually look at, that's saying something. :bandit:
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    [h=3]This is an oldie but it's still a goodie, should fill the gap until Leggo's real return.




    Odious Creep, a Spanish Journalist, and a Vicious Anti-Rangers Smear Campaign
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    The enemies of Rangers are massing, and I use that word advisedly, again for a hate-filled, dirty propaganda war designed to do damage to Rangers.

    The first salvo was fired yesterday with the evil, hate-filled and totally fabricated story in the Scottish Sun that Fran Sandaza was told not to bless himself before Rangers games.

    My sources in Spain have revealed to me that Fran Sandaza said no such thing.

    In an interview with a Spanish journalist, Fran Sandaza was discussing football matters, when he explained his role in the team.

    Upon signing for Rangers, Sandaza was told by Alistair McCoist in no uncertain terms that he is never to cross himself on the pitch, because Rangers’ coaching staff have identified it as a weakness in Sandaza’s game – most of his crosses end up behind the goal and attacking opportunities are lost whenever Sandaza crosses himself.

    Sandaza went on to explain to the Spanish journalist that Alistair McCoist then told him that instead of crossing himself, he must always pass to Lee Wallace when he finds himself in possession in wide areas, high up the pitch.

    I can exclusively reveal to you today that the Spanish journalist who wrote the sinister, hate-filled anti-Rangers article, Juan Pablo Segundo, is in fact a member of Opus Dei, and is in fact a grand-nephew of its founder, the fascist Father Josemaria Escriva!

    Juan Pablo Segundo has been described to me by pals in the old inky trade as a slovenly, unkempt layabout, who never meets his deadlines and is frequently to be found asleep at his cluttered desk in the middle of the day.

    We can now link the unkempt, slovenly Juan Pablo Segundo to master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell’s vast anti-Rangers conspiracy.

    But that’s not all!

    My sources at The Times, auld pals in the old inky trade who still keep in touch with goings on in the old inky trade in London, tell me that Juan Pablo Segundo spent some time writing for The Times’ online-only edition, where he worked closely with Odious Creep!

    Sources at Heathrow Airport, auld pals on the travel desk who still keep in touch with their contacts at the airport, also inform me that Juan Pablo Segundo travelled to London last week, where he was introduced to Sandaza by none other than Odious Creep.

    This provides further confirmation if it were needed of the true nature of Odious Creep’s bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers agenda.

    He so hates all things Rangers that he is prepared to make up lies about Rangers to do damage to Rangers and is even willing to use a Spanish Opus Dei supernumerary to do so.

    Master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell, Odious Creep and Juan Pablo Segundo are behind this latest hideous, sinister attempt to blacken Rangers’ good name.

    As anyone who knows anything about Scottish football knows, Catholics have always been made welcome at Ibrox and only bigotry from sinister, hate-filled, anti-Rangers bigots prevented Catholics signing for Rangers between 1918 and 1989.

    As my auld Scots Presbyterian granny used to say to me, “If Ah see you hingin’ aboot wi’ thae wee Mick b******* again Ah’ll take ma hand aff yer face, ya wee b******!”

    And she was right.

    Rangers has never in all its 140 year history, operated a “no Catholics blessing themselves on the pitch policy.”

    Decent, hardworking, patriotic folk must never forget that Odious Creep, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell and the unkempt Juan Pablo Segundo have tried to kick Rangers just when they are finally on the up.

    When Rangers are once again in their rightful position of superiority over Scottish football, decent, hardworking, patriotic folk must enact a deadly revenge on the sinister, hate-filled, anti-Rangers forces that are now massed against them.

    In the meantime, next time Rangers host Celtic at Ibrox in a Ne’erday encounter, master of the dark arts Peter Lawwell must be punished to the full extent of the law, and denied the honour of a tipple from the Loving Cup.

    That’ll learn him.



    ………..

    AND

    ……………..

    My book, GREAT SCOT – The James Scotland Symon Story, is now in its fifth week at the top of the New York Times’ Best Seller list and the story of how the evil, sinister Rangers-hater Jock Stein bullied and inTIMidated his way to 9 League Titles and a European Cup just to airbrush James Scotland Symon from the record books is now well known stateside.

    So well-known in fact, that I have been invited to appear on the David Letterman Show next Wednesday, when I’ll be telling America how James Scotland Symon was a better man that the bitter, deranged gambler and Rangers-hater, Jock Stein.

    Any suggestions that I’ll be complaining tomorrow about a sinister, hate-filled campaign by Celtic supporters to get my invite pulled are well wide of the mark.



    ………..

    FINALLY

    …………….

    I revealed last time how James Traynor had claimed Odious Creep at four o’clock on Thursday the week before last.

    They were supposed to meet behind the trolley-park at Govan Asda, but the cowardly Odious Creep failed to show up, as I suspected he would.

    This no-show wasted the valuable time of James Traynor, Lee McCulloch and Ian Durrant, who had all taken time out of their busy schedules to be there.

    Alistair McCoist was also having a cup of tea and an extra-large sausage roll in the Asda café at the time, waiting to throw in a few sneaky punches over the shoulders of the Rangers stalwarts in the unlikely event that Odious Creep was making a fight of it.

    An enraged but dignified James Traynor called the Daily Rhebel offices on Friday last week to inquire as to why Odious Creep didn’t show up.

    Editor-in-Chief Allan Pussy Rennie was eventually persuaded to speak to the righteously outraged, but dignified James Traynor.

    A quivering Allan Pussy Rennie nervously informed the most formidable operator in Scottish football today that Odious Creep couldn’t make it because he had to go to a dentist appointment in town at 4.15 on the Thursday.

    No one at Ibrox is buying the excuse and Odious Creep is now a confirmed, and I use that word advisedly, coward.

    The cowardly Odious Creep has not been seen at Ibrox since.

    Tomorrow, I’ll be exclusively revealing details of how Odious Creep’s movements are being tracked by decent, hardworking, patriotic folk who have had enough of his bitter, hate-filled, anti-Rangers agenda, and are ready to inform James Traynor of his whereabouts at a moment’s notice.

    Here!

    Tomorrow!

    On this site!

    Tomorrow!

    Here!

    Tomorrow!

    In 24 hours’ time!

    Tomorrow!

    Here!

    Pip! Pip!
     
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  6. Patience

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    Get tae ****, that's never real <laugh>
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    Nah that's an old one from the Wild Eyed Davie Leggat spoof website, sadly no longer with us.
     
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  8. Patience

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    Thank **** for that <laugh>
     
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  9. Patience

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    tbc.
     
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  10. Patience

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    <laugh> Back with a bang. He never fails to disappoint. Mad auld ****wit.

    McMurdo's a good **** but he's out of his depth dealing with Green, Ahmed etc. Good ol' Leggo to the rescue <rofl>
     
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  11. EspaniaCelt

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    "Indeed, were Dr Johnson alive today I am sure he would say that playing the race card, when palmed from the bottom of a stacked deck, is the last refuge of the scoundrel."

    ... and what if it's played from anywhere else in the deck?
     
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  12. Mick

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    I thought he was a fan of Green, after being an enemy of Green to start with?
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Can't be arsed copying the entire blog. It's the usual mental **** but in a larger dose than normal.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    McMurdo hits back

     
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  15. Cossy

    Cossy Well-Known Member

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    Fight! Fight! Fight!



    Gotta be honest though, it'd be like watching two vaggies sluggin it out over a cold bag of chips
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    McMurdo hinks Traynor is Leggo's source inside Ibrox.
     
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  17. Cossy

    Cossy Well-Known Member

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    I know, it's great isn't it?

    They are all great Rangers men, but as Leggo's Presbyterian granny would say "They are all a bunch of in-fighting mutant ****wits."
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

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    Excellent. Less money for the club floundering in the lower leagues <ok>
     
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  20. Cossy

    Cossy Well-Known Member

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    So Leggo is after a return to the Minty "do what the **** we want or you won't be getting anything from us" routine?

    It's good to have the new Rangers taking such an open & transparent approach to media relations.

    But then, thanks to Charlotte Fakeovers, I suppose the new Rangers do have a more open approach to media relations than they'd like; just ask Jack Irvine.

    Splendid.
     
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