The rumour mill seems to of gone all quiet today. Does that mean the club are working so hard on getting players in or people have closed their twitter accounts.
Heavy Metal Toon used to post under the name RIP Bartons Tash and let's just say that many of his posts and the style they are written in caused unrest on this forum...
Players/ex-players body parts seem popular these days, we have Guti's right boot, HBA's left foot, Barton's tash, Shearer's raised arm, Nobby's trumpet (yeah, body part). Maybe you could just change to Brian Kilcline's perineum or Marc Hottiger's filtrum