Mike Ashley - Rangers Takeover?

So, not at all like the usual CAD monkies then

 

most of them are small and angry

monkeys*

 

I'm a cad monkey for the summer, but nowhere near the typical one. 6 foot, black hair with some grey coming through at the side (adds distinction) and stubble.

We have a new monkey starting next week and there are loads of rumours floating about the office. All I know for sure is it's a bird, and I've been told "ye widnae". Some say she's 16, some say she is 21 and others say closer to 40. I'm to teach her all I know before I go back to uni in September......and I know a hell of a lot of sexually deviant acts.

 

Oh aye, and I'm currently rocking the scales at about 12 stone 7.

 

This has suddenly turned into www.plentyoffish.com

 

ya skinny bastard, get to the gym

 

I do go to the gym, that's why I'm the size I am now. Done metafit last Wednesday morning and was in agony for the next 4 days The class only lasted 19 minutes as well.

 

Wanna shag?

 

Aye, ok.

 

I don't go to the gym anymore. Cycling and kettlebell routines for me

 

Stopped going to the gym and playing squash several years ago now. I've earned the right to slowly slide into bad health.

Gettin a wee bit of a pot belly now

 

I got my bike nicked by pikeys. Was chained to the railings on the top floor set of flats. The ****s left the chain and fastened it again

Hate cycling anyway. I go to the running track if it's nice and do as many laps as I can. If not, treadmill and then weights. Always full of wee wimpy sacks who put extra weight on the machines when they finish with them. Noodle arms can lift 50kg? I think not.

Gambol, I'm on my way to Cowcaddens station now mate.

 

Canny beat a bit of dong fencing followed by a few pints. Good harmless fun for all.

 

Why is Russ slagging me on a thread that I only commented on because he was slagging me?

 

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Toon supporter here lads. Just pray this is newspaper tittle tattle you would not want a tosser like Ashley running your club believe me.

 

Nevermind that! What's yer stats?

6'7"
16st 10
Broon hair
Look like a young Steve Martin
Still hit the gym, in fact I've doubled my efforts for the day I finally meet Dev.

 

Yip, ye are all gay

 

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Same applied at Newcastle.
He CAN make a lot of money out of Rangers, like he thought at NUFC.
BUT - just look at what he did here - Pardew, the manager no team in top 2 divisions would touch gets the Newcastle job. Good players he has, but HE hasn't a clue.
Then Joe Kinnear FFS. Kinnear wouldn't be touched by ANY club in all 4 divisions, yet he gets a job at Newcastle, much to the rage of fans.
THAT is Ashley.
Be worried, Rangers fans. Be VERY worried.