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The pictures of cheese thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Shameless, Jun 3, 2011.

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Pick your favourite cheese [multiple selection available]

  1. Farmouse Cheddar

  2. Camembert

  3. Gouda

  4. Roquefort

  5. Blue Silton

  6. Wensleydale

  7. Port Salut

  8. Red Leicester

  9. Gruyere

  10. Feta

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  1. Shameless

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  2. Welcome to the North

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    I'm up at 5:33AM looking at pictures of cheese on the internet. My life couldn't be better <ok>
     
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    On a hot summer day, you can't beat feta in a nice Greek salad along with a chilled glass of rosé. Unlike other cheeses, it's very low in fat and won't give you a heart attack.

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    I really love CHEDDAR! Hmmm yummy! :D
     
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  7. Toby

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    I'm a big fan of Camembert

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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Where's the brie?
     
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  9. EDGE

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    This <grr>

    Brie is ****in IMMENSE YOU CUUNT!! <steam>
     
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  10. Toby

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    I've eaten too much crappy english brie and I'm bored of it.

    I like stinky cheeses <ok>
     
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    Cheese. The single greatest food stuff known to man.


    Helmetdale and organzola. Strong smelling cheeses but, strangely, the odours are familiar.
     
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  12. EDGE

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    Have you ever rubbed your finger under your foreskin, then ****ed while sniffing it?
     
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  13. Toby

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    Not yet. Would you recommend it?
     
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    knob cheese smells exactly like Brie - FACT. Next time you spunk all over your bloated bellies on here have a quick snifter.

    Roquefort is the King Of Cheeses.
     
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    Yes
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    I bet there are different varieties of knob cheese, based on length of time without washing. The longer you leave it, the more like gorgonzola it gets.

    Let's ask Tina when she appears. She's bound to know.
     
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  20. EDGE

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    Help why does my nob cheese smell like stilton one day , pamasan the next day and pure cheddar the next :(?
    my ho dosent mind as she likes to sprinkle a bit on seasoning as she prefers the taste any help please im suffering

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    Grow up and get clean you dirty, disgusting excuse for an animal.

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    Jada Jada
    hahaha. wash

    an extract from
    http://www.thesahara.net/feet_smelly.htm

    There are several types of smell that come from the feet (in your case penis), based on what species of bacteria is acting. The main and usual microbe that grow on the feet (penis) actually produces gas similar to those released by bacteria that breaks down cheese, hence the similar smell and name 'cheesy feet (c*ck)'. The bacteria are only there to break down dead or unwanted material
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    Me! :- ) Me! :- )
    Some how, you have a fixation on head cheese and the smell of it.
    I would have expected parmasn to come after cheddar instead of B4 cheddar.

    Parmasan is the cheese used on a Ceasar salad or on lesagna, and it smells like vomitus! Hahaha!...U could season yur cheese with a little tobasco sause to give it a bit of warm wonder.

    You give the natural penis a bad name!... (you give love a bad name) Heehe!

    My help is:
    U grew it U chew it! ...Uggugah!! Hahaha!

    Me! ;- )
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    christopher592862 christop...
    Somehow, I don't think you really have a 'ho' and you certainly won't get one if you can't look after elementary hygiene.

    Get circumcised. No smegma, no more cheesy smell.

    Failing that - wash more frequently.

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    Anna1223 Anna1223
    I like cheese balls, but the maize snack type, not things like you have lol.
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    life is great right now live it life is great right now live it
    NASTY BASTARED
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    Patacon Patacon
    it hasnt been washed, that's why. if your gf likes it seasoned, she can just eat it.
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    huny huny
    hahahahaha ..........scruff!
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    House House
    What do you know an erse with a knob.
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    shaz1234 shaz1234
    get washed more often dirty b.......
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    The Darkened Man The Darkened Man
    You suck at life!

    End Yourself
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    Inquisitive Inquisit...
    Gary grow up :)
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    Jim C Jim C
    it's because you are a dirty little school boy who hasn't cracked personal hygiene yet
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    Jack L Jack L
    LMFAO.
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    Steve T Steve T
    wash your penis so you dont get schmegma AKA dick cheese :)
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    cuba_blues2000 cuba_blu...
    Chop up your penis and eat it with a bap!
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