Rocky's Bar

evening ron .you blew minxy out then

 

Actually Ron ... you forgot to invite me

 

No publishable answer to that Rocky.

 

What do you call this then?

 

You are meant to invite me when I am there .... not an hour later ..... if I had only know

 

Come now then.

 

Can you please explain males to me .... lads

2 boy labs

2 chewy yellow toys (exactly the same)

1 toy completely ignored

2 boys dogs fighting over the other

 

Now you've lost me. I'll take that as a "no" then.

 

I'm guessing the 2 invisible visitors are Minxy and Rocky. Correct?

 

Again I didnt see the invite Ron

If I come will you show me your foal ?

 

You can't say fairer than that Ron

 

That reminds me of one of those "jokes" on the Amusement thread. I went to the doctor's yesterday - I said "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's T's and H's"

He said "Well, you can't say fairer than that then"

 

Of course Minxy (refrains from saying anything else).

 

If you didn't see my invites Minxy, maybe I'm on your ignore list.

 

I've been thinking about this one I think you need a girl dog to keep them in check

 

Ah. Do the toys smell exactly the same? Play a game with them. Put both behind your back and produce them to see which one they go for. Repeat but alternating the toys between left and right hand. Don't forget to keep score. Make one of the toys Peterborough and the other one Watford. If nothing else it should keep you amused for a while.

 

Dogs don't get the concept of sharing they both want what the other has got

 

Evening lads, what's happening?

 

Not a lot by the looks of it brb. How are you?

 

Just the odd shaggy dog story