At least we can see the benefits of being affiliated with South China - they rolls over for us in pre-season every couple of years.
"PISKIE" was an ancient Indian god. The literal meaning of his name is "the one who extracts urine." He was not a well-liked god, and worship of him was forbidden around 440AD. Notwithstanding this, he does have a very small cult following who call themselves the peskie-ites, which means "those who follow the urine extractor." Theirs is a cult that binds itself to tradition, eschewing modern advances, and attacking with verbal insults and crass vulgarity anything that threatens to expose the intellectual vacancy of their central tenents. Indeed, they shun anything that they perceive to be superior.
Oh, we played today!?!? Well done Defoe, don't waste them all before the season starts though. Any sign of bale? Can they come home now?
AND! where is the match report? I know it was a one sided friendly but the Sunderland game was anylised to death. This one? Thank you in anticipation,
Official line - "Strained Buttock" - no joke. Apparently will be back next weekend for friendly with Monaco.
To be completely honest there was nothing to report. No cards, no injuries, no stunning goals, no howling misses. We just passed the ball around them till someone was open then popped it in the net.
