Which Premiership player would you most like to join the CoE?

Wilshere is a great shout. His age (and Bale's) would mean more service then you'd get out of the City boys or Rooney. Wilshere's injuries would concern me though and he's an Arsenal man through and through so not sure whether the performances would be as good for another club (same concern I had re: Gerrard).

Therefore I voted Bale.

However I think we need a Bale type of player less than some of the other players on the list - so its tough.

 

Why do the Church of England need footballers?

 

I reckon that Jesus would have made a superb creative midfielder.

He probably would have played for Barcelona.

 

He would be ****ed if he played for you Spuds. You ****ers would probably nail him up again.

 

That actually made me laugh out loud.

 

Because we're Romans? Surely you're not making an anti-Semitic point?

 

I think its obvious what the poster meant.
players I would like to see at cfc. joey barton.