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Shout, Shout, Let it All Out! - the F1 fail thread

Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by Max Whiplash, Jul 26, 2013.

  1. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    1. Sky have ****ed up F1.
    2. BBC can go **** themselves for selling F1 down the river.
    3. I miss Schumacher.
    4. The law makers of F1 are a huge joke, no backbone to punish cheaters anymore.
    5. Robin Frijns deserves to be in F1, not these other ****ty drivers.
    6. Not seeing Murray Walker get a Knighthood
    7. Susie Wolff and her media spin crap.
    8. Haven't seen the grudge match between Sutil and Hamilton yet.
    9. Getting sick of top teams refusing to put together the best drivers.
    10. Monaco is still a **** track, get rid of it and **** the glamour.
    11. Jean Todt making a mess of things.
    12. How come Silverstone doesn't get an autograph period for the fans like Hungary, or is that only for the rich ****s in paddock club?
    13. James Allen still gets a boner with Lewis Hamilton on screen.
    14. Sick of the back runner teams now, get rid of them.
    15. Paul Hembrey using "Red Bull dominance" as a threat to leave dangerous tyres as they are rather than admit they ****ed up!
    16. British Grand Prix was more of a ****ing joke then last year!
    17. Brundle talks a lot of **** about Vettel and tries to manipulate the audience like a bunch of sheep that his opinion is now fact.
    18. I want to know Cosicave's real identity to he can scare the crap out of me in a race car or something.
    19. Mercedes tyre wear, FFS FOR 3 YEARS NOW, 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE ALL OF THEM!!!
    20. I miss Norbert Haug.
    21. Webber can go **** himself and the Multi 21 affair, got what he deserved the twat!
    22. I will throw Mark out of the door when he retires and throw away the key and change the padlock.
    23. Eddie Jordan is more valuable than BBC and Sky put together, **** the haters!
    24. Alonso still talking crap about how bad his car is eventhough it's the best on the grid and he is just doing a **** job with it.
    25. Vettel haters are like living human cancer, hopefully the cancer foundation will find a cure for that scum so nobody will have to suffer anymore!
    26. Sky are really up Lewis and Mercedes arsehole that it's getting very boring.
     
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  2. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First New Member

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    Oh, but wait, i haven't finished. I also dislike

    26. Marshals at these uneducated tracks that take 4 weeks to deal with a simple issue.
    27. People who have no respect for british marshals
    28. People who change their helmets every race weekend, making it hard to deal with
    29. Nepotism
    30. Drivers who use past glories in junior formulae as an excuse to boast
    31. Teams who use no hopers in junior driver tests, instead of giving a potential star a shot
    32. People who bribed their way into getting a superlicense
    33. Lewis Hamilton's hair
    34. Failure to distribute prize funds fairly
    35. People who force Kimi to stay sober
    36. Annoying green issues in F1, that could be implemented better
    37. Constant banning of clever technology.
    38. That this:
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    39. The new engines
    40. Esteban Gutierrez is in the Sauber instead of Kamui-san
    41. F1 is supposed to be the pinnacle of motorsport, yet because of all the annoying drivers and background politics, a lot of people are being drawn to Endurance racing, which is cheaper to watch, more fan friendly and will soon have better racing. And it has bright yellow 'Vettes, and F1 doesn't.
     
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  3. Max Whiplash

    Max Whiplash Well-Known Member

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    In their defence, they are kind of hamstrung. At first, Bernie wanted the fresh blood, thinking that they'd bring more new money into the sport than they were able to, which is understandable given the economic situation. But since they failed to add to the inflation of F1 in the way Bernie had expected, he wants rid and makes it increasingly difficult for them to get ahead.

    In short, I think they are more victims of circumstance and the power within the sport rather than being intrinsically hopeless - F1 FAIL! <grr>
     
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  4. Han Shot First

    Han Shot First New Member

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    But Sauber have even less money, and their car is on the fringes of the top 10.
     
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  5. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    27: GP2 drivers, I'm ****ing sick of them now as they're just a joke.
    28: Le Mans has surpassed F1.
    29: The best drivers in the world are not in F1 bit WRC.
    30: The journalist questions towards the driver during he drivers press conference are crap, needs more sting!
    31: The official F1 race Edits are crap!
    32: No idea why Kimi hasn't signed for RBR yet as I think he is insane!
    33: Goku would kick **** out of Superman and the Hulk at the same time.
    34: Codemasters should be dropped for making F1 "games" I want a simulator, forget the little ****s ruining my fun!
    35: Drivers unable to voice their opinion 100% of the time.
    36: I want Vettel to call the people down below booing a bunch of ******s and then just walk off the podium with sticking his middle finger at them.
    37: Ross Brawn is incapable of being Team Principle.
    38: Lotus should stfu with their stupid banter talk on twitter and milking the Kimi cool train.
    39: I want Lazenby fired and replaced with Jake Humphrey, Pinkham fired for EJ, Brundle and Crofty just fired and replaced with Ben Edwards and DC who are much MUCH! better at commentating than that overrated duo. Slater fired for McKenzie, but Herbert and Damon Hill can stay!
    40: Get rid of that ****ty "just drive" tune IT SUCKS and it wants to make me drown myself as it's such a depressing song!
    41: Tell Ferrari to stop talking in some 3rd world language! Speak English please and catch up with the rest of the world!
    42: Webber is a better driver than Jenson.
     
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  6. TomTom94

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    Sauber also had a much better design platform, Caterham and Marussia had 6 months to design their first car and have been playing catch-up ever since.
     
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    Another F1 gripe - a team like Sauber is on the brink of folding while a team like Caterham is pottering about happy as larry at the back.
     
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  8. Han Shot First

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    <laugh> Like Jim Richards did at Bathurst in 92? (google it)
     
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  9. Han Shot First

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    Also, i want to re-iterate a prior point i made, it's unacceptable that an LMP1 car should be more technologically advanced than the best F1 car. If it wasn't for the weight difference, i honestly reckon an LMP car could lap circuits quicker than F1 cars.

    Give it a few years and the FIA would have slowed F1 down so much that even a GT car will be quicker. And hopefully more yellow...
     
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  10. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    See's Ceccoto in standings :afro:
     
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  11. Max Whiplash

    Max Whiplash Well-Known Member

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    Don't these things illustrate that something is fundamentally wrong within the sport?
     
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  12. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Don't agree with this, the drivers are the only thing F1 has going for it right now.


    Susie Wolff is starting to piss me off now, she's everywhere, I reckon she's had more media coverage than any of the drivers who are actually on the grid in the last couple of weeks, she was on the BBC's Inside F1 thing again, she's becoming the James Corden of F1.

    Agree with Kyle's comments about LMP vs F1. <ok>
     
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  13. Han Shot First

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    She's a novelty act, she's like F1's Vanilla Ice. She'll fade away soon enough.
     
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  14. EternalMSC

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    Hans and Silver you guys are the ****ing bomb. And the only hope for fans not on the Sky/Mercedes bandwagon. I left because you guys were never around. Now I wish I was back full time. All your points are true. Stay strong F1 might sort it's ****ing act out one day.
     
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  15. tomcat606

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    Don't get me wrong, i love Le Mans, LMP1 cars and Vettes, but....... even at the same weight LMP1 would stand no chance at all lap time wise. The downforce is much lower and they got less horse power also. LMP1 engines just have like ~ 500hp (plus ~218hp ERS), you know? F1 in 2014 will be at ~ 600-650hp (plus 160hp ERS).
     
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  16. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I? Forum Moderator

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    oh.... :sad: What about me manny? Was I not worth staying for? We could have been good together! :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  17. allsaintchris.

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    Is this about to become our own version of the general chat thread? <whistle>
     
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  18. Forza Bianchi

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    Dick.
     
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  19. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    Don't you mean Cazzo?
     
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  20. Max Whiplash

    Max Whiplash Well-Known Member

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    This was never the idea! It was suggested following a series of FIA fudges culminating in the pit rule U-turn earlier this week. Maybe I sexed it up a bit when I wrote the OP and I shouldn't have.
     
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