Got a client just now who I had never met before this morning but had spoken to plenty of times on the phone. Her voice makes her sound amazing. I pictured her as young good looking with a penchant for gobbling boabies. So when we scheduled this mornings meeting I thought I was on to a winner. She sounds great on the phone and the wimmin in the office say she's a bitch (usually a dead give away, all wimmin say anyone better looking than they are is a bitch. FACT.) Now imagine the horror as in walks a hatchet faced old cow who looks like she is somehow constructed from on old piece of leather draped over something jaggy. Come the yes vote and inline with bibs fanny tightness policy I propose any burd must have a voice suitable for her pumpability.
I had a similar experience working as a young computer operator many years ago. There was a tech support woman I used to have to call on a regular basis who sounded incredibly hot. She was based at a different location from us, so I had no clue what she looked like. When her department was relocated to my building I finally got a swatch at her. What a let down. She turned out to be an old granny in a cardigan.
what sort of voice is sexy though? one of deep raspy ones? or do you prefer the girly, breathy high pitched ones.
How about burds that look tidy from the back but when they turn round they're absolute horror shows? Happened to me recently. Was standing at a bus stop on Easter Road admiring this burd who I estimated was in her 20s/early 30s. Blonde hair down to her waist, tight jeans on her tidy, wee arse. Then she turned round. It's about the first time I've actually recoiled from someone. She must have been in her late 50s with a face with more creases than Gordon Ramsay struggling with a particularly hard ****e. Fucking terrifying!
The University of Stirling just released a paper saying that an independent Scotland would have a 16% drop in propensity on the birdsthatsounddecentbutlookhonking ratio. So, whilst we cannae eradicate it, Dougie, we can improve it simply by flicking off Westminster. EDIT: forgot to add please log in to view this image
Not content with stealing our oil those tory bastards are making our wimmin uglier but leaving them sounding decent. Vote yes.
