The Wummin's Euros

have been decent - I've watched quite a lot of women's football over the years and I generally like it.

Germany should roll Norway over on Sunday but the Norwegians have a couple of decent players - they've a RB that looks really accomplished and has nice hair.

However, star of the show, both skill and swatching-wise was France's number 14 - of Algerian descent, the lovely 26 year old Louisa Necib.

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I'd certainly like to split her rearguard, ponder her ball retention qualities and see her stroke it around the edge of the box

 

The wee socks over the knee bit

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I just noticed some pictures of her with dodgy haircuts but you should see her spread



the baw aboot.

 

Prepare to be criticised for being a **** and a *****

 

Aye, I know, I should've asked to see everyone's cocks to prove how mega-straight I am.

 

Whit you doin on this thread? There's no cocks for you here.

 

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She's ****in honkin' Biggus.

 

She looks like a tranny. Ah wid.

 

When I seen 'Wummin's Euros' I thought cocks would be involved.

 

In the bottom pic she looks like Stan Petrov before his Chemo.

 

A complete howler Dev.

 

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I want tae play world cuppie with her.

 

You'd still nail it though, I know I would, she's just my type, she has a pulse.

 

I've wrote her a wee song.


Oh Louisa, Louisa
Please this geezer
Take my length in yer mooth
and swallow my geyser

...or I'll put you in the freezer

Oh Louisa, Louisa,
I'm choking to please her
Get sucking on my balls
Like a scrote-flavoured malteaser

...I'll gie ye a vaginal seizure

 

Shame she only drinks from the furry cup.

 

We also have that in common so I would definitely nail it.

 

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