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Giant wasp invasion,stay indoors...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Kempton, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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  2. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Things like these, the giant hornet/wasp, deer ticks and others, prove there is no God.

    I mean, what kind of God would think these things were beneficial ffs?
     
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  3. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    http://youtu.be/BfHpbzElHHo
     
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  4. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    They aren't wasps you muppet they're hornets ... they originate from Italy and they are on their way to Watford ... but the thunder storms have carried them north <whistle>
     
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    i got a new wasp airport at the back of my garden. i'm keeping away and hoping they leave after winter.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I've heard that urinating on the nest works with those kind ... but for some reason it appears it may only work properly if you do it completely naked apart from flip-flops.......... try it and let us know how you get on.
     
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    oy! don't start trying to spread yer fancy southern ways up here!
     
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  9. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    I think i'll pass on that one.
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    flip-flops are for metrosexuals and homosexuals fosse!! White socks and sandals are the way to go
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    Fair enough Chazz ... by concession OLM can wear his white socks and sandals provided the sandals aren't actually fastened ... not quite as effective as flip-flops, I understand, but should still do the trick ...
     
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  12. BrAdY

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    link a pic of the sandals please, i shall give my opinion
     
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  13. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Have they gone ?
     
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  14. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    walked across the humber bridge on Sunday evening , and the path was littered with dead Bees ,
    there was hundreds of them in the path god know how many more on the road and other path too

    seemed a bit weird
     
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  15. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Man up and punch it.
     
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  16. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    If a centipede a bucketful, how much would a precipice ? A sheer drop ?

    At least wear a prophylactic...
     
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  17. x

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    you man up and punch it!
     
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  18. GLP

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    Concrete the ****ers!

    We had a massive wasps nest about 2 years ago elongated shape about the equivalent of 3 size 5 footballs. Put this wasp killing expanding foam that sets like concrete very quickly. They weren't very happy about it, but there was nothing they could do about it. This nest seemed to appear overnight.
     
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  19. GLP

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    Re flip flops: I hate the peg between the toes, can't wear them.
     
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  20. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    It's moths I don't like, for a variety if reasons.

    1. They have no sense of direction.

    2. They dive bomb you when you try to swat them with a rolled up magazine or paper. Due to this I have come to the conclusion they are all re incarnations of kamikaze pilots.

    3. They turn to dust when you do get a direct hit on one of the ****ers. Further proof of their evilness.

    4. They ruined 2 x jumpers of mine by eating a hole the sleeves. They might not have been Lonsdale but they were still quality casual wear.


    Moths can **** off as far as I'm concerned.
     
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