You lot could only dream about being able to attract our 'bad signings' let alone the good ones.. I can remember you all ****ing off to the possibility of Kilkenny coming to you. (evens he is not that bad!!)
Erm, the last couple of signings we have had from you have turned out to be some of the worst to have played for our club. We will learn from our lesson and buy players from clubs that are bigger and better than you, like Colchester
You cant afford to 'buy' anybody... That also make Colchester gigantically massive to you.. no wonder you have all their cast offs (and ours!) I just cant imagine being so poor that you have to have your nearest rivals cast offs.. must be really depressing..
Must be depressing knowing that your nearest rivals are getting a much better stadium than you, and will shortly rise through the leagues like Swansea, Reading etc P.S City never have, and never will be gigantically bigger than Rovers
Must be depressing that you know it wont happen. You will get your ground, Not fill it get yourself into a lot of debt and for the rest of your life only see your club achieve league 1 at highest. Even more depressing that your rivals are a league above you, Likely to be promoted to the championship and building a good future with our youngsters and style of play. Enjoy league 2 again chris. You'll be in it for many years to come
Chris, don't ignore me.. how many season tickets have you sold this coming season? You can be honest, we're friends right?
Bristol Rovers will never have a better stadium, (just a borrowed bowl off a university) and will never rise up through the leagues.! even though you have been telling us this for years now..
What dismal banter. Somewhere a village is missing its' idiot. Worried villages are roaming the woods calling, "Chris, come home. Uncle Dave was joking, mr Tumble is real".