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women ..Know your limits.!

Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by Not PC enough, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. enigma

    enigma Well-Known Member

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    Just looked her up on Google images, id pump her any day of the week, and preferably everyday of the week
     
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  2. ToledoTrumpton

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    She's fit as a butcher's dog enigma, are you sure you could catch her? Or do you have the gift of the gab? What would be your opening line?
     
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  3. enigma

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    I think you need some more practice catching balls, I have a couple right here. Haha.

    Seriously With her there would be no point beating about the bush, just walk up and tell her she's beautiful and try and hold a conversation, no point trying to ask for directions, or talk about the weather lol. Straight up cards on the table from the off.
     
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  4. Mantis

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni5A05p-pLg <ok>
     
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  5. ToledoTrumpton

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    Don't know about Women knowing their limits, but this comes to mind, if you would seriously consider making a pass at her :). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG2cux_6Rcw
     
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  6. enigma

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    Better to have tried and failed that to have never tried at all.
     
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  7. Murray

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    That's as much bullshit as saying "Jesus, this touring car racing ... they're not going as fast as Formula One cars, therefore it is OBJECTIVELY crap for spectators."

    Since when do you judge the quality of football on the speed the players are running? That's a ****e way to judge quality.
     
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  8. Jamrag

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    If only he had actually said it was just down to their speed <doh>
     
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  9. Not PC enough

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    you know you are right .

    Im sure Bale would be just as sought after if he ran at a snails pace,

    its all about " quality " aint it .<rofl>
     
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  10. SpursDisciple

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    Surely it's about relative, not absolute, speed. Some of the best female players will probably be quicker than the other players around them, the fact that this is slower than Walcott or Lennon is irrelevant. No one is suggesting that the women play against men, so absolute speed/skill is irrelevant.
     
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  11. Murray

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    Nobody's suggesting women playing against men. All the women run as fast as each other. The problem is purely in your head where you believe football is only entertaining if played at a "high enough speed". Which is like saying all motor racing which isn't Formula One is boring to watch.
     
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  12. Arsegun

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    If it were the same rules as Formula 1, but just with slower cars, it probably would be boring to watch. As gunner is suggesting, make the pitches smaller and the ball lighter (change the rules) and it might be more exciting.
     
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  13. ToledoTrumpton

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    I don't think you can say probably there. I doubt fans would even notice a 10% or 20% change in speed.

    As for making the ball lighter and the pitches smaller, I just ignored that garbage.
     
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  14. Treat Williams

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    It seems pretty weird to me that we spend much time on here decrying Stoke, Villa et al as boring for playing long ball football, yet think women's football would be more exciting if they could hit the ball further.
     
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  15. Arsegun

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    Right... so women's football teams will suddenly change tactics to play like Stoke if the ball was made lighter and the pitches made smaller? :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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  16. Treat Williams

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    It was a little joke... :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  17. Not PC enough

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    ok enough of the stupid contra arguements.

    WHO among us thinks womens football is great to watch .?

    Come on own up .

    Because i mentioned the lack of speed and the inability to kick the ball further than 30 yards ..do you REALLY think that those 2 things are the only thing wrong with it ?

    Good facking grief.<doh>
     
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    It's like watching non league. Has some appeal, but not the real thing. To be fair, they haven't been playing in an organised way for very long, and it could improve a lot over the next 10 years. Especially if money comes into it.
     
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  19. Murray

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    They're the only two you've come up with.

    You're working very hard to complain about women playing football. Difficult to ascertain your reasons.
     
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  20. Not PC enough

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    I dont have to complain about it , its place in the nations conciousness speaks volumes .

    you tool .

    Its crap . period.
     
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