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Do you feel Rangers get fair press?

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by District Line, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Which questions did you ask me that I have not already answered fully?

    In your own time.
     
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  2. Chapmeister...

    Chapmeister... Well-Known Member

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    they are there and i had already reminded you of your avoidance so they shouldn't be too hard to track down, i'm not going to look for them and quote them for you, you could and should have just addressed them at the time.

    in YOUR own time
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    And again with the evasion, I really should have known better.

    Ok i'll play your game, ask me a question (from your list) I will answer it and then you have to answer one of mine.

    Deal?
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Can I join in?

    I always forget what you two are actually arguing about by post five or six so I presume the questions are pertinent.

    Do either of you shave your balls?

    If so, do you use the same razor you use for your face?

    If you don't shave your balls, do you keep the pubies on the pubic bone in a shipshape manner?

    And, what is the minimum amount of cash for which either of you would shag a monkey full of caffeine up the ****ter?

    I'll answer questions back, honest.

    Ooooooh, this is fun, it's like a big sleepover.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No

    No

    Yes

    £10


    Your turn <laugh>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    :confused:
     
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  7. Chapmeister...

    Chapmeister... Well-Known Member

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    .
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Only once

    No

    Yes - use toenail clippers to keep a minimal but not extreme backdrop

    I reckon quite a lot - about £500 minimum but £450 of it would be danger money cos monkeys can have some nasty looking teeth.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Awwww, just ask him straight, Chaps.

    What's your current sitrep regarding bawfluff?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I win then <ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes.

    Yes. But sometimes I get lazy and just gie ma baws a close trim with a leccy trimmer.

    I keep the rest of ma pubes closely trimmed via the leccy trimmer.

    £5,000,000.50 - this includes rights for the events to be televised.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm a hairy bastard, like a chimp crossed with Pete Sampras but shaving body hair is a no no for me. I'm to old to be concerned about a hairy back even if I do give my sack a wee trim now and again, not too short though because that itches like **** when it's growing back.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Dev, you've got a hairy back but a baldy heid and sack?

    EDIT: just re-read - not baldy but a well kempt sack?
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You can turn him upside doon and he looks exaclty the same.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Not a baldy sack no, it's like a burst mattress doon there although I keep it trim, I would never shave it or even crop it short.
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    shave yer sack, trim yer pubes, shave the wee guys who venture onto yer leg
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean like a pant moustache?

    I don't have that as my legs are just uniformly standard hairy.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've lost almost all the hair off my shins. Started a few years ago. Dunno why.

    Gambol Fact #56591
     
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  19. Chapmeister...

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    all natural mate, might get involved in a bit manscaping though, what do you recommend?

    don't you always?
     
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  20. Medro

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    please log in to view this image
     
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