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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 23, 2013.

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    don't be silly MD - I meant per day
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    ****... Now I'm confused <wah>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jul 23, 2013
  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    jip I do apologise but I let it slip about your drinking today. I just said to her on the phone " **** that was good value for the pints Rob <jipsrealname> had today ... 1.90 great value, oh ive said to much. any how what colour knickers you wearing ?."

    she never did answer just sobbed about some fatty ginger lying to her.
     
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    Hash., Jul 23, 2013
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Rob's my brother's name... so she's messing about with him now? And where the fuck is he getting pints for £1.90 in London? <grr>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 23, 2013
  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    the list is endless jip you should head for the pub and then confront the dragon about her cheating.
     
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    Hash., Jul 23, 2013
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm watching Man vs Food now and can't be arsed. Every challenge they do, I think "I'd piss that".
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 23, 2013

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    I can only watch that programme if i'm hungry, any other time and it makes me feel sick.
     
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    Tina., Jul 23, 2013
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Jip's gonny get booted oot by his missus. Again.

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 23, 2013
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    There's only one thing for it Jip, spousal abuse <ok>
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    That's the Irish answer to everything <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 23, 2013
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 23, 2013
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    Damn right and its precisely the reason I'm munching on this delicious freshly made BLT sandwich.
    What are you currently munching on, besides your own dignity :D you know it makes sense
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 23, 2013
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    I`m pissed now & stoned:emoticon-0103-cool: Start 1900
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jul 24, 2013
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    She eventually smelt booze on my breath when we went to bed and I tried it on with her <doh>

    I just laughed it off and said she was imagining it.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 24, 2013
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    <devil>
    Booze is fun you fanny
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jul 24, 2013
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Never said it wasn't. Just that the wife doesn't share that opinion.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 24, 2013
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    You're going to need much stronger mints - and try the "it was one pint FFS" excuse.
     
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    Why do you always bring her into it?
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jul 24, 2013
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Did you have a drink this morning ?
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 24, 2013
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    As for sleep-shagging (that's sleep), I actually do that. I don't wake up until inside her <laugh>

    And I meant imagined the smell, not imagined me trying it on.
     
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