The police get extra funding for this focus thing. They need to justify the need for the cash so they are using the Green Brigade as it where they feel they will have most success with prosecutions. They are high profile and not well behaved an easy target.
Celtic Trust Cairns case Not Guilty again! Sheriff didn't believe police evidence - Act in tatters now. Salmond needs to accept defeat and abolish Act HH Another embarrassing and humiliating defeat for this moronic legislation and for its supporters. Time to go.
Oh but isn't it great to see The Coppers and the SNP Enraged as they watch the Sheriff free A man as the legislations rotten
There was a young man from Nantucket. Was arrested because he said "**** it" Tis offensive you see, said the cop unto he..... Erm... Stuck. I'm **** at the last line of Limericks.
There was a young man from Govan Who saved pennies surpassing 9 dozen But he spent in a rush, on a video of a bus Thats been well overcooked in an oven
There was a young girl named Kate Who's Painter/Decorator was running late Oh why did she marry, only to get pissed and shag Harry Odds are on a Parisian fate
There was a daft duck that was named Mindy Who should have stayed with his Barbies and Cindys The police tested his mettle Forced him into a kettle Then his small pond grew increasingly windy
There was an old codger named Moses Who believed that his **** smelled of Roses Yet the rest of us gag, because his colostomy bag Empties on the floor as he dozes
These limericks are becoming obtuse Edward Lear would think they're abuse Of his god-given gift And he'd be most miffed Of the rules to see such misuse
Mindy feels such shame He has taken this too far as a game Moses has been vexed, so this apology by text Is sincere if in many was lame
All friends and everything's grand Each has shaken the other's hand Now Mindy and Moses Are not getting up each other's noses And no-one, by Pud, has been banned.
Wee Shuan from the brigade coloured green . Made a banner that said ...FuK thE Qean The police view on it was dim So they huckled the tim For being the stupidiest **** ever seen.
