Take a wee drop then. Just don't spend consecutive years curling up and stretching out on a mate's carpet and you should be cushty.
Your serotonin has been leeched away by women ER. They drink your soul and spit it back in your face.
Been doing this gardening job: yesterday shovelling topsoil in 30 plus degrees and sunshine, today laying turf and dodging torrential rain. Probably be dry and mild now that I've finished.
Stopme and me don't see eye to eye on the gardening subject. Plus I can't stay in England or the big bad baliffs will come and get me.
Stop playing with yourself. Edit: Gas got there first. I came home for a change of clothes, got them all in the washing machine now on the second wash, first one everything was brown. Hope my official England Cricket Sunhat comes up white this time.