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Scotland versus England "Friendly"

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    Oh look everyone it's the Stovie Spastic.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Says the **** whose wife left him due to his drunken rage and small cock.
     
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  3. Patience

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    Sean Penn.

    Now there's a **** who really knows how to give a woman a beating <ok>
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    You're living in an era that's dead auld yin. Equal opportunities and all that.

    If a woman can get paid the same, have the same rights then she can take a punch the same if she runs her mouth.

    You're still a spastic auld sheep shagger but with Guff blood. 10 times worse.
     
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  5. Redwino

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    Engerlund are pish, we'll never have a better chance of ****ing them.
     
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    **** me, it's the missing square sausage link.

    What a prick.
     
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    Winning in Croatia is harder than winning at Wembley, besides we'll have Rob Roy and Bonnie Prince Charlie watching over us
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    They are ****e but not as ****e as Scotchland.

    All their kilt wearing bum flashing fuds from Invergordon "The Sweaty Sock Army".
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Aberdeen isn't big enough for ER and Venom.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    They should fight it out.

    My money's on Venom. His face looks like it can take a good punch and ER is still reeling from his wife running off with a black fella. Plus, at 48 ER is a good ten years older than Venom.
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

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    I'm not that bothered to be honest, England only ever seem able to get motivated against the top teams, like Brazil who we beat recently.

    England vs Scotland is like Manchester United vs Torquay... England will win narrowly but completely devoid of any inspiration.

    Should England lose, there will be wild celebrations in benefitland... it will be a great event for all those dole-claiming jocks, but eventually it won't affect their standing in world football.
     
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    Newcastle?? :confused:
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Hes talking about Hull you ****ing moron.
     
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  14. Redwino

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    As long as Kenny Miller doesn't get a start I think Scotland will win. The state of the current England team highlights the fact that the Premiership would be crap without the foreigners. Get intae them !
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No, no, he means Watford.
     
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    No, but winning in Croatia did.

    With Rob Roy and Bonnie Prince Charlie watching over us (according to some players their ghosts were seen in the dressing room that night) we walked into the lions den that is the home of FIFA ranked 4th best in the world and against all the odds we defeated them.

    Alan Hutton was like Robert the Bruce reborn that night.
     
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  17. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh> Awake and Bake, ya mad drugged up fanny.
     
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  18. ScotlandFanMuir

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    I'm going, tickets already bought.

    Micks paid me £10k to spell Not606.com with my pish on one of the crossbars.
     
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  19. Hugh Briss

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    No, Scotland, you illiterate ***** ******.

    <disabilitybenefit>
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    Oh dear, is no one biting Joker? <laugh>
     
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