Scotland versus England "Friendly"

...then I invade your back garden and take a patch of your lawn as a souvenier.

 

Go screw yerself, Dan

 

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Although I agree both teams are pish and both sets of supporters are fannies, I'm looking forward to it in a kind of morbid fascination type of way.

 

I prefer to live in the past, rather than invite failure in the future. Paul Gascoigne putting Colin Hendry on his arse, that'll do me for a lifetime.

 

Flash forward 17 years and it's unsuspecting females he's putting on their arse with drunken violence.

What a hero

 

I direct you to a video you posted yesterday.

[video=youtube;oo0d1zTAFKA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA[/video]

 

Dalglish putting the ball between Clemence's legs at Hampden does it for me.

 

The difference being that Connery isn't a mentally disabled alcoholic with a history for unpredictable behaviour.

If he slaps a women then you can be safely assured she deserved it.

With Gazza it's nearly certainly caused by the fact he's an alcohol soaked spastic.

 

**** off ****, I'll eat you.

 

I've met Gascoigne, seemed a nice bloke, gave me his Rangers training top.

 

Sean Connery.

****in wife beating **** of a milkman from Edinburgh who plays the same ****in character in every pish film he is in.

Tax dodging baldy misogynist.

Way worse than Gazza because he knows what he's doing.

Sweaty sock ****er.

 

And that **** Scholes anaw

 

****** WUM alert.

Spastic Sheep Shagger Alert

Soup Slurping Slowbrain Alert

Etc.

 

Yeah that was brilliant.

Pasty faced Braveheart was made to look a complete arse.

 

Paul Scholes at Hampden, 1999.

 

Don Hutchison at Wembley

That was sweet sweet revenge for Rob Roy

 

So you're defending Connery.

No wonder you can't get laid.

Women can spot a **** a mile off.

Oh and I was born in England you thick thick plastic weegie ****.

 

Indeed.

 

Scotland to get pumped!

You seen the squad? Decent midfield but the defence is ****e and Kenny ****in Miller