It's a Bus

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The back of the bus is in the huffs barney boots.

 

The back of the bus they canny sing, canny sing, canny sing, the back of the bus they canny sing, canny sing the sash

 

Right, take a brake from all these bus puns. Some of the Huns are feeling the heat.

 

I need to coach up on these bus euphemisms

 

More Greyhound than White Dug then.

 

**** you's an yer puns. I made two yesterday and nae **** took a blind bit of notice.

So, in summation, go **** yerselfs.

 

Your puns were good Gambol. Oor bus will return.

 

Fanks.

At least they didny burn doon oor wif-fi.

 

"I am Moses McNeil. And I see a whole army of my countrymen,
here in defiance of bus burners! You have come to travel as free men. And
free man you are! What will you do without buses? Will you go on the subway?"

"GO on the train and you may die. Go on a wee ****y bike and you
will live at least awhile until a big lorry squashes ye. And onanistically jerking in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our buses but they will never take
our wi-fi!"

 

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Moses just secured himself the winner of the week accolade for sure.

 

will this bus really reach a month of talk on here?

i love it

 

bbq'd huns

 

The polis are currently looking for a suspect with a burnt sausage coupon. Just for questioning and a light beating.

 

Thanks Gambol. Is there a cash prize with the award? Just wondering.