Sevco Bus

Apparently the Easdales McGills Bus Depot had 100k cash stolen from it a month ago. Luckily it was insured

 

How much of a fanfare will the next The Rangers bus get, do you reckon?

 

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In memory of a bus - RIP, never forgotten, always in their hearts:
[a sample of a, wonderfully scripted, sensitive and emotional, thousand-verse tribute - even if I say so myself]


Sevco had a lovely bus,
It set their hearts aglow.
The Sevco fans each paid a fee,
To see it put on show.

They stored it in a depot,
A move that proved unsound,
As the owners were rumoured bankrupt
And skulduggery did abound.

The weeping and the wailing
And the stamping of angry feet
Could be heard all the way from Ibrox
To the far shores of Crete

Fat Sal, as per script, demanded
That someone pay the price
For converting his bus to a rusty shell
A deed that wasn't nice

A not very nice deed indeed
And the lovely bus did die
It's gone to do it's duty and serve
The big hoose in the sky

But the peepl have vowed to remember it
On the same day each July
And a traditional march in it's honour
Will recall the sad goodbye

So the bus will ne'er be forgotten
As they march with tears in their eyes
And fondly think of what might have been
But for it's tragic demise.


Note: If you wish to read the full text of this marvellous piece, please go to www.Thebusisasdeadasadeadparrot.com or, alternatively, it can be resurrected at www.thebusisasdeadasRangers.com with all rights attached, for the one-off sum of £1 - hurry while stocks last!

 

And to think I thought that song couldn't get any ****er.

I was wrong.

 

Ally had a brand new bus
The tims got in a state
A stir was caused so much fuss
About a ****ing regi plate

From the east there came a man
Known for his foul mood
With trusty match and petrol can
He torched it where it stood

The local plod were in the dark
They had one piece of evidence
Popcorn shaped teeth marks
Around a hole in the outer fence

 

Aldo killed the thread...