Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

****ing Royal Family, parasites the lot of them.

Couldn't give a **** about this birth. A million things wrong with this country and even more with the world and the media whitewash everything in an orgy of fawning bullshit.

And the saddest thing of all, all these weak minded saps who swallow it all.

 

I think that is a sad attitude to have, but I will fight for the right for you to hold it. Freedom is a wonderful thing, many unfortunates in this World aren't blessed with that. I am as happy to be a sad sap Royalist as I am to be a happy clapper at St. Marys.

 

Apparently Radamel Falcao has been lying about his age. Some old records show his birth year as 1984.

He's always been assumed as 27 years old, turns out he is 29. Odd.

 

Probably wanted a student rail ticket once and has been stuck with it ever since.

 

I'm attempting to write a Harry Potter fan fic.

 

Finally the real reason you can't get laid comes out!

 

Haha, I don't think you'll need to do any fighting mate.

I don't think that they're parasites, but I do agree that the coverage they get is maddeningly disproportionate when you consider that there are far more important things that could be on the news. They're trying to take our porn for Christ's sake!

(Oh, and China's been hit by earthquakes, a woman's been arrested in Dubai for the heinous crime of being a rape victim, and Mohamed Morsi apparently hasn't been seen since he was overthrown, but who cares about that stuff.)

 

Maybe he's writing his own porno...

 

Freedom in the UK was earnt via democracy, not from the Monarchy.

Its fair to say that all monarchs of this country never gave a **** about the ordinary people. They were there to serve, to die for them in battle & wars and to tax so they could live lavish decadent lives... and they still do.

They may only be "figure head" monarchs, but some people genuinely seem to believe they are "better people" than the rest of us. They certainly are not.

If all Royals died tomorrow, this country would not suffer one little bit. Time to move on as a country and grow up.

 

I've never been a forelock tugger myself.

 

She got released, didn't she?

 

Yep.

 

Today, yeah. Still, they arrested her like a week ago and they could pull this **** again. The law still very much counts for natives of the country.

 

Harry potter erotica seems a bit odd.

Then again, a 20+ year old Luna Lovegood....

But no, I'm writing the story of my Harry Potter RPG character: Jenny Harper

 

The British Monarchy is a racist institution.

 

A film with Emma Watson in it, and you go for Luna Lovegood. Come on now.

 

Emma Watson is overrated

 

Don't even.

 

That you Banana?

 

One of the very few things I like about the French was saying "enough is enough" and ending their farcical monarchy. They never looked back and manage to get double the number of tourists than the UK does, so dispells the often tired argument that the Royals earn billions for this country. Do they bollocks.