....... who art in heaven, please pass the beverage bottle. Or Our Tonz, Who art in thy boardroom, Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy Boswinga gone, Thy will be done, at Loftus Road as it is in heaven. Rid us this day of this scum, and forgive us for buying him, as we don't forgive Hughes who trespass against us. Deliver us from the Championship, Lead us back into the Premier League, Amen. .