When On Digital first came out you could add the Adult Channel , i did this pissed only to find out you didn`t get to see any proper porn just tits and ass and faces. After many phone calls trying to cancel this i was told i had to cancel in writing so i got a massive post card and wrote SWITCH OFF YOUR ****TY NO COCK PORN PLEASE with a magic marker to amuse the Postmen en route . The government is banking on people to be too ashamed to cancel porn from their internet search .
All the internet ****ers of the UK should rise up (no pun intended) and unite. They could all exhaust their spunk supplies into a vat and then deliver the contents to 10 Downing Street. Much better than a petition, methinks.
I am not. That is an awful thing to say. There is nothing that disgusts me more than child abuse. I was merely making light of the situation. 99 out of 100 porn users refrain from watching any child-related content. That is a fact.
I got my first Europol ransomware 'Your computer has been locked' message the other day. I'm proud to say that I managed to navigate away from the page and get the porn flowing again without losing wood.
Cameron has no idea what he's doing - doesn't he know that ****ing reduces violent crime? Internet Uptake: please log in to view this image Violent Crime: please log in to view this image
David Cameron and his staff don't even know the difference between the real IDS and a parody twitter account
They go on about not letting kids see porn, then jump to "You need a real deterrent, not a pop-up that *****philes will laugh at." (former Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre boss Jim Gamble) and seem to assume that porn leads to peadophilia, in exactly the same way that smoking a joint means in a year you'll be out robbing to fund a smack habit.
Lets get back to those more innocent and carefree days when porn was to be found hidden under the bushes of your local park, well done Dave.
They'd be right. I started out having a sneaky peak at pictures of Muslim women showing their ankles on Al Jazeera, and within a week I was ****ing thrice daily over a video of a 13-year-old Medro being throatfucked by Gerry Adams
Dave's plans hit the buffers already. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/online-porn-ban-david-camerons-crusade-against-violent-pornography-unravels-amid-internet-censorship-debate-8726991.html
He's a clueless twat. Good luck to them trying to "filter out" pornography. It'll be a laff to see how the propose to do such a thing.
It's the stupidity of it that beggars belief. Has Cameron and the rest of the bandwagon jumpers not taken any advice from IT professionals before spouting all this crap about filters for every home before the end of the year?