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David Cameron

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Jul 22, 2013.

  1. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    When On Digital first came out you could add the Adult Channel , i did this pissed only to find out you didn`t get to see any proper porn just tits and ass and faces.
    After many phone calls trying to cancel this i was told i had to cancel in writing so i got a massive post card and wrote SWITCH OFF YOUR ****TY NO COCK PORN PLEASE with a magic marker to amuse the Postmen en route .
    The government is banking on people to be too ashamed to cancel porn from their internet search .
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You where wanting Cock porn?
     
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  3. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I ****ing hate you Tina you skanky ****ing ****<grr>
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    All the internet ****ers of the UK should rise up (no pun intended) and unite. They could all exhaust their spunk supplies into a vat and then deliver the contents to 10 Downing Street.

    Much better than a petition, methinks.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Disgraceful attitude.

    You are basically condoning child porn.

    I'm disgusted.
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I am not. That is an awful thing to say. There is nothing that disgusts me more than child abuse.

    I was merely making light of the situation.

    99 out of 100 porn users refrain from watching any child-related content. That is a fact.
     
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  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    1/100 men watch child porn?
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Mostly for research purposes :bandit:
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I got my first Europol ransomware 'Your computer has been locked' message the other day. I'm proud to say that I managed to navigate away from the page and get the porn flowing again without losing wood.
     
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  10. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Take that Cameron:cheesy:
     
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  11. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Cameron has no idea what he's doing - doesn't he know that ****ing reduces violent crime?

    Internet Uptake:

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  12. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    David Cameron and his staff don't even know the difference between the real IDS and a parody twitter account
     
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  13. Sandor Clegane

    Sandor Clegane 'The Hound' Forum Moderator

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    They go on about not letting kids see porn, then jump to "You need a real deterrent, not a pop-up that *****philes will laugh at." (former Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre boss Jim Gamble) and seem to assume that porn leads to peadophilia, in exactly the same way that smoking a joint means in a year you'll be out robbing to fund a smack habit.
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Lets get back to those more innocent and carefree days when porn was to be found hidden under the bushes of your local park, well done Dave.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, the good ol days.
     
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  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    They'd be right. I started out having a sneaky peak at pictures of Muslim women showing their ankles on Al Jazeera, and within a week I was ****ing thrice daily over a video of a 13-year-old Medro being throatfucked by Gerry Adams
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Yes.

    But people honestly believe that.

    Ask one of the many spastics on here. They will confirm it.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's the stupidity of it that beggars belief. Has Cameron and the rest of the bandwagon jumpers not taken any advice from IT professionals before spouting all this crap about filters for every home before the end of the year? <laugh>
     
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