You're supposed to be one the smarter Huns on here. Although it's all relative, you being a Hun and all.
Aldo, you've no room to talk. SEPA sent out warnings due to your gene pool being an environmental hazard.
In reality we're all related. Doesn't excuse you shagging yer brother right enough. As for Rangers getting a fair press I think the events of the past couple of years show they get more than their fair share.
Monday morning and all that..... I was away the other weekend and there was an offshore worker there. He backed up some of the claims you made about offshore happenings. He mainly works on the boats now, but said that on the rig the toilets had no doors and pretty much everyone just sat having a **** and a **** at the same time, not caring who seen. Also said that hot bedding resulted in him going back to a heavily skidmarked bed one time
No as good as my mate who got crabs off his brother. His mum and dad got them as well apparently. The perils of sharing a towel Hot bedding sounds like one of the worst things ever.....but strangely one of the least bad parts of working offshore. Now it's been banned, all you look forward to is getting rogue splashes of cum from your dog ****ing geordie bed neighbour
Crabs, that's a 1970's STD. I've never had to do hotbedding, offshore is pretty civilised in the UK these days. Africa is mental though, ****s sleeping on floors and in communal areas. 5 darkies in a room meant for two, those ****s aren't giving a ****.
I couldn't believe he told us. The bird his brother pumped must have had a big smelly hairy pie <boakmuir> Aye the guy has been to Africa to work and said coming back to rigs here is like upgrading from a pish stained alley to a luxury penthouse suite.....with guys ****ing everywhere I couldn't believe that he's an offshorer because he's a wee scrawny ****....but then I remembered you are as well
A Twitter feed. Must be true then eh? According to Twitter a couple of weeks ago, Nelson Mandela was dead.
