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  1. monacoger

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    At least you got a ride off her before you ****ed it up.
     
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  3. monacoger

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    Yeah I know mate, but, she is one of the few birds that I actually was glad riding the next day. I am a ****.
     
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  4. rogueleader

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    Where you been ****ybaws ?

    Away at the Brentford game leading aff the troops ?
     
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  5. monacoger

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    Yeah, I am the founder of the Brentford Massive! What is the story with the Rangers bus getting petrol bombed? I am guessing that won't make things good back home, just saying like!
     
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  6. rogueleader

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    Act of God... though there are inaccurate reports doing the rounds saying a group of sellick supporters were seen fleeing the area wrapped in tricolour Islam flags and with the blood of allan McGregor still on their hands
     
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    fenian bastards!
     
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  8. rogueleader

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    my thoughts exactly - though there is the possibility it was done by Rangers fans pretending to be Millwall fans pretending to be Chelsea fans pretending to be Celtic fans after a nice little earner for the rangers...photo-shopped offishul club video of new " half-million quid " battle bus, which is just some tarted up old banger set for the scrap-yard, for all to see.....
     
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  9. monacoger

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    You might be on to something, you fenian bastard!
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Anyway....if I remember rightly you've got ex-pat shield - gives you a uk ip address so you can watch stuff that is usually blocked abroad? does it do the job ?
     
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    Yes mate, it is actually good, especially for bbc iplayer etc.
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <ok> might try it out, see if I can find it free on interweb, been a few things recently Ive wanted to see.....and the telly here is beyond ****e
     
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    If you want really ****e TV, come to France. Admittedly, it would be probably be a bit better if I could speak the bastard language.
     
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  14. rogueleader

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    loads of cooking programmes with only garlic, frogs legs and bits of horse or daytime magazine shows for women with lots of features on how to care for lush underarm hair would be my guess
     
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    Yep, ****ing material at its best. ****, I can't believe I ****ed it up with that bird., what a **** I am.
     
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  16. rogueleader

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    whats the story ? booze and general bad behaviour ?
     
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    Yep, you guessed it in one, was ****ing steaming and made things bad and then instead of trying to make it better, I got wasted the day after and made things worse, with general Scottish aggressive behaviour, now she isn't talking to me at all, although, I would say it is still salvageable if I leave her alone for a couple of days, but the thing is, I am an impatient bastard, there is no way i can leave things for a couple of days.
     
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  18. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Pay someone to attack her, then run in and rape her. Either that or fight the guy off. Your choice.
     
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  19. rogueleader

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    In a couple of days she will appreciate your mean, moody anti-hero persona and be desperate for the boaby once more <ok>
     
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  20. monacoger

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    Time will tell.
     
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