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If Roo goes to Chav FC

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by HRH Custard VC, Jul 21, 2013.

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  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Bed time soon. You can get some rest then. It might stop your erection obsession. You poor thing.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 21, 2013
  2. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    The "you must be a kid" thing is very sharp, original banter Chavman and keep plugging away at it, I'll always support your efforts, but we're here to talk about which Chelsea strikers made your old flopper show some sparks of life. So don't be shy!
     
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  3. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    One of the best strikers in the world? Really? <laugh>
     
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    Blueman, Jul 21, 2013
  4. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    So you don't like being called a kid then? Getting to you eh? Good. Off to bed then. School tomorrow.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 21, 2013
  5. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Excellent work Chavman. You could also try something like "have you done your homework yet?" That would be a witty one and could get you some REP!

    Anyone back to the matter in your hand.
     
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    One of the lads, Jul 21, 2013
  6. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Don't think I'll bother if it's ok with you. I'll speak to the adults. Run along now.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 21, 2013
  7. Purley

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    Calling someones banter crap, uses the word chavman. Original. <laugh>
     
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  8. BBFs Unpopular View

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    They always thought he'd be a Red - Torres Torres
    The Kop is crap he loves the Shed - Torres Torres
    We bought the lad from the Scum,
    Where Gerrard takes it up the bum,
    Fernando Torres,
    Chelsea's Number 9!

    Should Carlo play Torres on Sunday against the dippers, should he destroy them will their fans acknowledge him as the missing messiah?

    2011 Shortly before Liverpool beat Chelsea and Torres failed to even turn up and apparently they are still looking for their 50m striker in 2013<laugh>

    So yeah, they got a hard one over Torres in but in the end were left frustrated with sweaty foreheads
     
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  9. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    An adult. Thank god! I know hilarious isn't it. Try talking to him. It's great entertainment.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 21, 2013
  10. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Good song though. You've got to admit that.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 21, 2013

  11. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    On the upside, when someone calls you a ****er you'll know the truth. There's always a silver lining!

    Anyway, I'm off to watch Cbeebies!
     
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    One of the lads, Jul 21, 2013
  12. BBFs Unpopular View

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    it's a lame copy of a proper one at best<ok>
     
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  13. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    I said his banter was original and I stand by that! He's Not606's own Oscar Wilde (after his spell in Reading jail).
     
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    One of the lads, Jul 21, 2013
  14. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Ha.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 21, 2013
  15. Blueman

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    Pissed you off big style. Good night.
     
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    Blueman, Jul 21, 2013
  16. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    You off already? Have you got school tomorrow?

    Did you see what I did there Dave?!
     
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    One of the lads, Jul 21, 2013
  17. Drogs

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    Hope this is tongue in cheek
     
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    Drogs, Jul 21, 2013
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    bcz is the owner is the one who choose most of them not the manger
     
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    shwan, Jul 21, 2013
  19. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    That's true smarter owner would have brought similar success without wasting so much money.
     
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    :)
     
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