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Most Annoying Rock Stars?

Discussion in 'Music' started by The Raging Oxter, Jun 13, 2013.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Which rock star/musician really gets on your tits?

    Is it Bono and his pontificating about world hunger while employing clever accountants to avoid paying tax? Or Sting and his endless pish about saving the environment? Or Ozzy for just being a dick?


    For me, it has to be Chris Martin from Coldplay. Whiny, depressing sounding dick with nothing to be depressed about. You're a mega-rich rock star with a Hollywood wife. What have you to be so depressed about?
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Paul "The CockFather" Weller.

    Utter ****. Pretentious twat with a stupid looking haircut for someone in their mid 50's.

    The last decent tune this obnoxious twat penned was "Down In The Tube Station At Midnight".

    Everything since has been turgid inane and banal drivel.
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Steven Tyler.
     
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  4. Shawswood

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    Alice Cooper, after removing his makeup and turning on his electric blanket post gig, cleans his golf shoes and carefully folds his pink sweater and fawn slacks in readiness for a morning round of golf, if he's not too tired that is. Bob Dylan and Neil Young play too!!
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Plus, he's a bible basher.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I loathe Liam Gallagher and would gleefully beat the **** out of him given half the chance.

    ****ing cock.
     
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    Wow - all the good ones are gone. I would have had one of ST's 2. I'm going to go for Brian May instead. Rubbish guitarist and now apalling, rabble rousing, self publicist.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Bono is the worst IMO. Absolute twat of a man.
     
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    Yes
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

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    This.

    Liam Gallagher is the biggest ****er in music history.

    How the **** someone as talentless as this Manc-**** ever got to be rich through music... oh wait, he's called Noel Gallagher, that's how.

    Ronan Keating was running him pretty close during the 1990's, but has faded away from my hatred as has his career from public view. <ok>
     
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  11. Moses

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    I agree with most of the above choices. For me Bono is the obvious choice: he's thick as mince,but condescends to millions. If I click my finger will he shut the **** up? He's even more annoying than Sting.

    Bono is also perhaps the worst lyricist in the world:
    &#8220;Have you come here for forgiveness,
    have you come to raise the dead,
    have you come here to play Jesus
    to the Lepers in your head&#8221;
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    <laugh>

    Inspiring stuff.
     
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  13. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Back in the 90's wads of folk had that song, "one" I think it's called as their first dance at their weddings :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Rage Against The Machine

    Da Da Daa
    Making money for Sony
    Da Da Daa
    Making money for Sony
    **** you making money for Sony

    ****ers.

    And Chumbawamba for doing adverts.
     
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    There`s plenty including most of those mentioned above... I `ll share my personal distaste for Midge Ure, a totally talentless, boring, bandwagon jumping no mark, who at the height of new romantic fever came up with the classic line ( in the turgid pompous bore-fest of a song that is " Vienna " )

    " freezing breath on the window pane - so mystic and soulful "

    How the **** is breath, in any of its possible temperature states on any kind of surface in any way remotely " mystic " or " soulful " ? Naw. It means nothing to me either , ****ing prick.
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    <laugh><laugh>

    You don't like him much do you?What always got me was how he ended up in Thin Lizzy:confused:
     
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    Starting off in boy band Slik and ending up in LIzzy, is some musical journey. It does make you wonder how.
     
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  18. Moses

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    If I remember it came via a band called The Greedy Bastards. This consisted of Lynott, Ure, Cook and Jones (from the Pistols) and was just mates messing about playing a few gigs in pubs. He only filled in with Lizzy for a very brief time to help Lynott out. Probably Phil was mad with it at the time.

    As for the mystical and soulful breath on the window pane two years in the jail would probably be the outcome for Midge nowadays.
     
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    Now you mention it, I remember The Greedy Bastards - with their Xmas jingle.
    Two years isn't enough for him - Vienna has to be worth at least 5.
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    Aye he stepped in when Gary Moore left but I never knew he went that far back with Lynott so they were obviously good mates and in later years collaborated on 'Yellow Pearl'.I don't remember him being around when Lynott died but he probably was afterall it was a long time ago!
     
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