I have the...bad luck of going to a bbq in Motherwell as we speak This town is full of *****s...honest to god...fat *****s, jakey *****s, all types of *****s Quite a few with Sevco tops on Did ravenscraig mess with the gene pool? **** Anybody want a fight I'm in the horseshoe
Where is Motherwell? I thought it was just the name of a football team that's based in a certain place, like Hibs, Albion, and Rangers et al.
Motherwell is a post apocalyptic wasteland where the remnants of decent society endlessly battle each other for the right to have deviant sex with their own relatives.
Motherwell is a mythical town in Scotchland much like Brigaddoon. Unfortunately however Motherwell appears once every thousand years and remains for a thousand years until it appears again - giving the illusion of not being mythical at all.,
The other difference being that no **** will ever make a twee film which is simply called "Motherwell" And in the highly unlikely that it does happen then most of the songs will be about piling intae yer sister.
In a track suit, in a lift, at a train station ............... and that's definitely not something that occurs once every thousand years
The sad truth being that pumping your own sister in a train station cludgie is more representative of modern Scotland than a happy wee toon full of stereotypical chancers.
Who the **** would willingly go to Motherwell It is indeed a ***** town. Nearly as bad as Coatbridge, but not quite.
