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Got in with a fat bird last night...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by NUFCaw, Jun 2, 2011.

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  1. BenniArfa

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    Heard Michelle Mcmanus went on a diet and lost a couple of stone, to be fair though throwing a few deck chairs off the titanic isn't gonna make too much difference.
     
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    Yeah thats the one, can be quite fun, if your out of it...I'm just like eeeaaggllleee

    If theres grass on the field play ball.......I take it you were on top aha
     
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    <applause>
     
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  4. Tiggyrimana

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    He's a dodgey lad, little Johnny.
     
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    Challenge Accepted
     
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  6. Erik

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    Not as good as my story, about when I ****ed a fatty and then watched her piss herself and spew up moments after I'd withdrawn the general. <laugh>
     
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    Just in time some would say
     
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  8. BenniArfa

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    he's looking for his sandwich.
     
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  9. Arfa's Left Foot

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    This thread has gone in a worrying direction.
     
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  10. TheLittleGeordie

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    Think about it. Did you ever expect anything else
     
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    This is truly revolting.
     
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  12. Tiggyrimana

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    This is like the sexy poll for Fat Bastards. Someone inform MA he could have himself a field day here.
     
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    Great the more chubby chasers the better.

    It means normal people can get better pussy.
     
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  14. Tiote

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    Someone ring Gulivar to slay this thing fast
     
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  15. Erik

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    <laugh>
     
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    Do we have a vomit smily?
     
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  17. Erik

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    <yikes>

    Really!? I'd ****ing love to **** one up the 'arris, and then cream her tits for her. Yummy!
     
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    When leazes has to chop his penis off, show him this thread it may help him with his pain of being castrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AARRGGHHH!
     
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    I just really wanna draw a tongue on her belly.
     
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  20. Erik

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    Me too, but in something white and salty...

    Hint: I don't mean Mayonnaise! <whistle>
     
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