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Got in with a fat bird last night...

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  1. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Rep! <laugh>
     
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  2. Lord Beer

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    Heather Trott?
     
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  3. The Situation

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    I hope your were extremely drunk, so you dont remeber the night aha

    Btw anyone played rodeo before?
     
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  4. Lord Beer

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    Where you say their sisters name and see how long you can hold on for?
     
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  5. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Sisters, mothers, friends... all count.
     
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    This her OP?
     
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  7. NUFCaw

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    Not Heather Trott (I would have already topped meself) or Rick Walker either.

    Also I love some of the Rep ledt on this; "YOUR SO SO SAD STUPID GEORDIE **** DO US A FAVOUR AND DIE!!!"

    Looks like someones jealous of my irresistibly sexy demanour.
     
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  8. Lord Beer

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    Sadly no, best i've ever done is call a taxi for a bird mid way through cause she was ****.
     
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    Was it Adele.
     
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  11. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I just repped it! And i hope my comment just adds to your confidence in pulling the chunks!
     
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  12. NUFCaw

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    It wasn't but NEVERRRR MINNNNNNND I'L FIND, SOMEONE LIKE HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

    I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST, FOR LARGE BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
     
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    <applause>
     
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    Are you unscathed?
     
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  17. NUFCaw

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    Mate I'l put my willy in pretty much anything. I think im going to have to re-evalute my life and set myself some standards.
     
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  18. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Standards are overated! Keep going for the any holes a goal approach!
     
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    Well at least we know you'll not become a mackem! <ok>


    Also were you safe? Did you wear anything or make her wear something?

    Balaclava? Ski mask? Paper bag?
     
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    Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

    Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

    A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
     
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