Right which one of you left their thong in the spa. Oh hang on we have a thong and a pair of crotchless nickers in the pump basket. Luck enough the owner has put a label in them. Their are initials in them but only can just make out one of them, so it's either ffs or pgf.
Oh all right keep your nickers on. (They weren't your I found in the spa the other night were they) Pint of sweaty crack Valley.