Roll up roll up. 4 ex-premier league "footballers" available for FREE. Just taken on their wages and you can have them all: Jimmy "I'm a geezer" Bullard Paul "Ex Man Utd youth and international footballer" McShane Seyi "Cardiff wanted me"Olofinjana Kevin "holds the record for most games lost in the EPL" Kilbane All yours from your friendly northern Tigers. Between them they are on about £110k per week, you can afford it!
Just make sure you don't go crazy with that Premier League money or you could end up where we were (although I don't suppose it would be easy to bankrupt your owners). Hope QPR do well, I always enjoy my visits to Loftus Road (apart from the lack of leg room!)
Bankrupt Bernie???... As much chance of that as us winning the Premier League... Have you seen the cobwebs on his wallet?