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Some wimmin canny take a joke...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jul 18, 2013.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was smoking at her back door looking out onto the garden last night.

    Minding ma ain business, enjoying ma smoke and a glass of the vino, watching the horses cavorting about in yonder field.

    She came up behind me and got playfully amorous. Before she knew it I was pushing her almost naked oot the door and closing it on her.

    She went mental. Didny see the funny side of it at all. Wimmin, eh?

    Luckily I'd already had ma dinner.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 18, 2013
  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Erik, Jul 18, 2013
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You should consider changing your lube.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 18, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Blowin smoke up her ass

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 18, 2013
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Sounds like a right mare.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 18, 2013
  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    She doesn't half nag
     
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    Erik, Jul 18, 2013
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Cracking ride though.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 18, 2013
  8. Erik

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    Screams until she's 'horse' apparently
     
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    Erik, Jul 18, 2013
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Another pun attack <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 18, 2013
  10. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    If you don't like it you can always trot off
     
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    Erik, Jul 18, 2013

  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Gambol's worried that he's no longer the mane man.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 18, 2013
  12. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    You saddled yourself with it
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 18, 2013
  13. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I bet she was equestioning his judgement.
     
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    Mick, Jul 18, 2013
  14. greenhenky

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    aye neigh bother gumbo a likely tail <ok>
     
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    greenhenky, Jul 18, 2013
  15. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    You must have done something to make her lose her sense of humour temporarily like that
     
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    Shawswood, Jul 18, 2013
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I think she just got a bit carried away.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 18, 2013
  17. Shawswood

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    If she was wearing a bit more she may have been less than half as annoyed as she was, something to consider for your next post prandial prank
     
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    Shawswood, Jul 18, 2013
  18. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    You may have been too hands on
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 18, 2013
  19. gas

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    You need to reign her in
     
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    gas, Jul 18, 2013
  20. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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