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OT: Brain Teasers

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Super G Ted'inho, Jul 18, 2013.

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  1. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I'll go first...


    A man is caught on the King's property. He is brought before the King to be punished. The King says, "You must give me a statement. If it is true, you will be killed by lions. If it is false, you will be killed by trampling of wild buffalo."

    But in the end, the King has to let the man go. What was the man's statement?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 18, 2013
  2. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    He made no statement.
     
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    Magic Ted, Jul 18, 2013
  3. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    He said 'there's a lion behind you' and when he turned round he ran off.
     
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    johnsonsbaby, Jul 18, 2013
  4. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    He said, "This statement is false"

    Contradiction by nature so had to let him go?
     
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    Klopp's Mannschaft, Jul 18, 2013
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He gave the king a ****ing top blow job <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 18, 2013
  6. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Klopp's Mannschaft, Jul 18, 2013
  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    No x 5 <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 18, 2013
  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    The Op isn't asking what you would do in this situation. <doh>
     
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    Zingy, Jul 18, 2013
  9. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    I'll be killed by the trampling of wild buffalo?
     
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    Magic Ted, Jul 18, 2013
  10. Red_Pheonix

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    this is what the man said in his statement:

    "My brother is a a trained sniper and he is currently concentrating the sights of his rifle at a pint midway between your eyes. If he sees you read this statement and release me then he will not shoot. If I am carried away to be killed he will immediately fire.

    Now I could be lying or I could be telling the truth but are you going to risk making the wrong choice?"
     
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    Red_Pheonix, Jul 18, 2013

  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't do them, but I understand from Garrez's partner that he swallows <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 18, 2013
  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'm your son......

    simple
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 18, 2013
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Then tell him to get it down his ****ing neck instead <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 18, 2013
  14. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

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    This isn't star wars <doh>
     
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    Klopp's Mannschaft, Jul 18, 2013
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's ****ing mad enough to be <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 18, 2013
  16. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    We have a winner <applause>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 18, 2013
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My answer is better<ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 18, 2013
  18. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    your answer is bollox <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 18, 2013
  19. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member
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    Give us a new one then <ok>.
     
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    Enricky., Jul 18, 2013
  20. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Magic won, it's his turn...
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 18, 2013
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