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Cardiff/Swansea BANTER + WUM Bin

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DerekTheMole, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. PhilippineSwan

    PhilippineSwan Well-Known Member

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    Your bike has been found, the wheels have ended up in the Rover Way gypsy camp and the rest of the bike was found in the Shirenewton gypsy camp. As you know, both of these gypsy sites are in Cardiff. I think one of your fellow travellers was just taking it home for you
     
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  2. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    Well spotted. Swansea's 'traveller' community is tiny compared with that of our wonderful capital. <ok>
     
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  3. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    Works every time John.
     

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  4. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't the old git Sparkey where a skirt?..........................<laugh>
     
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  5. Stumpy

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    Not racism at all hughes.

    Try using the dictionary boy, that's the big grey book you keep your kitchen door shut with when you're sh1tt1ng in the sink <laugh>
     
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  6. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    What happened to your funky moped John ? I recall it being a bright shade of pink but please feel free to correct me
     
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  7. aberdude

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    "sh1tt1ng in the sink"....................im sure john would use a toilet instead <ok>..........................fk me stumpy where you staying oyster mouth b and b`s
     
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  8. john hughs

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    Inside toilet as well Aber ...................bit of a novelty down swanc .............................;O)

    Bit diss about Frank as he failed to notice i put 2L`s in police ........................come on Frank FFS
     
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  9. aberdude

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    inside toilet.....fk off john!!! let me come down and use it please.....<laugh>
     
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  10. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    our sparkey doesn't dragon, but our MALKS does.........
     
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  11. snlk/poksnbn

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    John!

    Stop telling porkies.










    Inside toilets my arse.:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  12. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    I think johns been busted.......there aint no fking inside toilets in wales john.......the romans didn't stay long up these parts, so only caerleon got em
     
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  13. Swamp

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    yea i remember.... john what happened to it???????
     
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  14. john hughs

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    Those fking lads in skirts got it now .................barstewards!!!


    Thing was the skool was ok with that dress code in this hot weather but took umbridge to the crotchless knickers and nail paint !!!!!
     
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  15. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/cardiff-schoolboys-turn-up-classes-5134447


    I suppose you don't want to retract that statement now ;) forever in our shadow, you can't even be first with something a simple as this
     
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  16. swans-cartoonhead

    swans-cartoonhead Well-Known Member

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    John - stop talking about school-kids like that - is getting a bit weird!
     
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  17. aberdude

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    crotchless knickers.......yum yum i like but you spoiled it by putting fking school in the same sentence john ffs.........


    anyway can you buy crotchless pants because my bollocks aint half sweaty in this heat lads>>>>> ive also bin thinking, how any man can be gay in the summer months is beyond me.


    john before you tell me, don't worry im already on my bike <whistle>.....<wink>
     
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  18. swans-cartoonhead

    swans-cartoonhead Well-Known Member

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    Well said Aber! ;)
     
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  19. aberdude

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    you've bought a pair cartoon havnt ew.........your not gonna tell me matalans are selling them are you <laugh>...<wink>
     
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  20. swanseaandproud

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    he sells the Big Issue....i thought everyone knew that..<ok>
     
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