Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha

Must be true then

 

You paid 2.6m for Prozzie.

Not because it's on wiki, because it's on your own ****ing website

 

I think someone has had too much sun if he is having to quote Wikipedia

 

It's pretty clear neither of you are being serious

 

Because the Allams would have no interest in making a signing seem more ambitious and a real statement of intent just as season ticket sales came out would they ...

Fact is, you've spent far more than us in recent years, fairly similar last season, the major difference being our signings paid off and got us promoted and yours didn't.

 

.. that was before it became apparent that he only had one leg, actually foot, his left ... so we got him on a knockdown deal of £250k up front combined with an accelerator bonus scheme for converted penalties ... for which we subsequently formulated a cunning plan to avoid having to pay anything ...

 

Oh well there you go.


All of our signings were actually 50p each because we wanted to sound rich.

 

You don't have to believe us, even if he was £2.6 million he was still a bargain, what is it we got again, £120 million they reckon?

What do you get for almost getting to the play-off final?

 

... a close season plague of closet Leicester fans who just can't resist us because, after all, we are so damn cool

 

Prize money don't matter to us mate

 

You seen how rich we already are?

 

You did very well against us........

 

Even if we paid £260,000 it was too much.... until he scores 15 goals this season in the prem

 

You can have all the money in the world, you'll still be playing Yeovil and Doncaster next season whilst we play Man Utd and Chelsea.

 

Seems a big jump that.

 

Your owners are worth that, it's not available as ready money to spend on the team. Our owners are worth a few hundred million, but it's moot because you won't see us spending PSG/Monaco style.

And that £120m doesn't come as a lump sum, it's spread out in parachute payments, TV money and the like. If we survive this season, then we can start spending a little bit more.

Although it's always puzzled me how an owner buys a player for the team. Does he ring up his banker and say "I'd like to withdraw £2m please"? Or does he just write them a cheque?

 

It is if they want it to be. Us cutting cost this summer is the owners decision because of FFP not because the money isnt there. Had FFP not have come in we would have spent but again not like Sven's trolley dash because we have seen it doesnt work and its not how Nigel likes to operate