I am sure that you will be extremely relieved to hear that the light now works. While the wife went out last night to Ferriby to meet up with one of her mates called Chazz(?) I managed to get the bastard working.] Hurrah and huzzah. Now I have to decide what my next DIY disaster will be...
You let your other half meet up with Chazbury? 'Kin ell. I never knew it was the type of board. GAME ON.
Seriously I would never touch anything electrical (the paws get in the way) - as there is too much which might go wrong. Get a nice qualified woman (as we are in the sex equality 2010s) in to sort out the problem
I don't want to set the alarm bells off but there was a lot of talk in the school playground this morning when I dropped junior, junior Galante off. I'm not a gossip so wasn't really listening but I heard the following words 'a woman in her late 30's' then someone said 'with a a bloke in his late 40's' I then, and I'm sorry to have to say this, definitely heard the words 'caught', 'gobble' and 'bus stop'. You do the math, as they would say in the US of A.
If I did the wiring the alarm wouldn't go off. I shall be having words with Mrs M when I get home. When she said Chazz I thought it was Charlotte, or Charlene or someat. I feel such a fool. And at a bus stop?! I thought she was classier than that. Doesn't surprise me with Chazzmondo mind
Look pal. We might have got this wrong but I doubt it. He's a dirty dog is Chazz. I knew he was in Ferriby last night so when I heard what I heard( especially the bus stop bit) I immediately thought of him. He needs to set this one straight. If he coughs it then he knows the rules. Eye for an eye and all that, fill yer boots Mullet son. Just not in a bus shelter, with a queue of pensioners watching.
This is all very interesting and I don't want to be (Negative or Positive I have no Earthly reason to be) but you didn't explain how you solved this death defying saga? or did ya just pay up and get a sparky in to finish the job? .....
