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  1. Benny Hill's Biscuit Tin

    Benny Hill's Biscuit Tin New Member

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    I look forward to being friends with you all.

    My interests include Monopoly, stews, cannonballs and gibbons.

    I have an IQ of 168.

    Any questions will be answered.
     
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    Benny Hill's Biscuit Tin, Jul 13, 2013
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    What's your favourite rape scene?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jul 13, 2013
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Why is a raven like a writing desk?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 13, 2013
  4. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    **** off.
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 13, 2013
  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I hate to correct you but the decimal point at the end of 168. needs to be moved 1 place to the left <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 13, 2013
  6. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator
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    Easy. Both have 4 legs<ok>
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jul 13, 2013
  7. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    What card am i holding?
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jul 13, 2013
  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    ah wid
     
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    Hash., Jul 13, 2013
  9. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    What the **** is this ****?

    <grr>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 13, 2013
  10. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    Yacontcha!
     
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    Jamrag, Jul 13, 2013

  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Why has this guy been banned? Is it because he has an interest in gibbons?
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jul 13, 2013
  12. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    There has been a clampdown on 2nd accounts so our schizophrenic posters keep getting their alter egos BANNED.:police:
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jul 13, 2013
  13. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that a little unfair on the resident schizophrenics? They know not what they do, methinks.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jul 13, 2013
  14. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    I agree.
     
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    Jamrag, Jul 14, 2013
  15. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    So do I.

    Yacontcha!
     
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    Jamrag, Jul 14, 2013
  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Because they have both fisted Alice.

    Alice...who the **** is Alice ?

    Alice is the young girl groomed by Caroll.

    As in Lewis, that kind of thing is rife up there
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 14, 2013
  17. RebelBhoy

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    The only things I know about Ravens is this:

    1) there is a team fae Baltimore called the Ravens.

    2) Ravens in the Tower of London

    C) Edgar Allan Poe wrote a poem about them.


    None of these are like a writing desk.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jul 14, 2013
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Some ravens can mimic speech like parrots.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 14, 2013
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, ravens do an impression of parrots? Is that to lure unsuspecting female parrots for a raping?
     
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    Gambol, Jul 15, 2013
  20. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    Ravens have been holding our monarchy to ransom for centuries.

    #TOLcollapseprophecy
     
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    Jamrag, Jul 15, 2013
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