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For Every New Bus They Have....

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Tina., Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    We'll get a whole transportation department.

    CELTIC can today announce a fantastic new partnership with transport provider Citylink, which will allow our Season Ticket holders who live further afield to travel into Glasgow on matchdays at a heavily discounted rate.

    http://celticfc.net/newsstory?item=4273

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  2. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nae ****in wifi <grr>

    Doesn't matter to us as we don't go to games.

    I wanna grumble about Lawwell.... But the appointment of JPT, the reduction in see-saw tickets, now this..... All he has to do now is arm the GB in their war against the Feds and he'll be getting canonised.
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Fixed
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Add CityLink to the enemies list <ok>
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    When I`m next in Glasgow I may use this excellent service, whilst remembering that a gentleman always goes upstairs first.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Let me assure dobbers everywhere...

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    .....fur every five Transcards Sellick buy, we wull buy ten
     
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  7. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Where is he now?
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Top deck of the 1690 to Bankruptville.
     
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  9. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Does that route go via the town of Humility?
     
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  10. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Aka the peepul carrier.
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    No - it takes the Humility bypass, straight down the Shyster Freeway via the Duped Services, picking up some succulent lamb at the Chez Tray-Noir drive thru`, quick check of gas and oil at the Murray Park Conveyer Belt and then sharp right onto the Avenue of Sorrows - Stay alert behind the wheel and don't stray across the Whyte lines - late supper at the Big Hoose, which never closes, head straight to the Ibrox Toll Bridge - making sure you have one pound to pay the toll, take the CVA route through the Charles Greenbelt, being sure to stop and make friends along the way, take the fourth tier road via Enemies of Rangers Roundabout. Upon arrival at Division Two Interchange change buses for....well, no conceivable reason other than to hasten your journey toward the picturesque village of Insolvency Event Two.


    You have arrive at your destination.
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    <applause>
    Tree men doss
     
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  13. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Excellent! Sounds like a donkey's chaotic journey ... the bus driver's surname wouldn't happen to be 'Rocinante' by any chance?
     
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